I Didn't Care About My Friends Book r/AmITheAsshole Reddit Stories

maliciouscompliance where Wife wants verbal confirmation that I’m listening… you got it dear! "Carefully study these 2 files and tell me what's going on here" Using tennis balls as MC I can sit anywhere? Great! "Score it Accurately!!"? No problem. Let's just fail Algebra. You want your uniform back? Come and get it. MC to catch a thief... or 3. I’ll make your danged pizza boxes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Helmi 29min

r prorevenge where Bad neighbour Happy anniversary MF My roommate threw food in my trash can in the midst of an ant infestation, so I'm directing them towards him Petty Vengeance Is Best Served Loud, With a Bucket of Popcorn and An Empty Cup of Soda! Turnabout is fair play. Want to party in the hotel room next to me? Enjoy your wake up call… A Jr. High teacher kicked me out of her class for having cramps, so I never went back to her class. Wife was told she should enter nursing school instead of engineering...nah. Grandkids? -eh, I know a source Mess with my dad and I'll turn of your lights This girl got revenge on her bullies(my grandmother was one of them) Getting revenge on my crapy manager Petty revenge on shopper a**hats by being kind. Worst guy in the barracks got assigned to my room. He made me miserable. So I returned the favor. Van drivers keep blocking the pavement, making it dangerous for pedestrians - gets in trouble with his boss and police Got cut off at the security check point. I got petty and skipped her carry ons. Guy comes in seconds before closing get turned away Oh, you’re senior to me and there’s nothing I can do about it Pay for your child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Helmi 28min

r TIFU TIFU. by just taking a nice stroll to mcdonalds? TIFU by throwing up on my crush TIFU by trying to make vodka sauce TIFU by sitting like a idiot TIFU by buying the wrong book for a child’s birthday TIFU by crashing my brother's truck the day before I officiated his wedding. TIFU by running in the teacher relay race TIFU by telling a rabbit folk tale in a more authentic version TIFU by putting a magnet on my laptop TIFU by not checking if the store gave me back the my WHOLE charger TIFU by making myself scared of minesweeper TIFU by kayaking with alligators Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Helmi 32min

maliciouscompliance where Put my Cat to Work Thanks for my master’s degree! Time is money Sure, I won't wear a tanktop during my workout. Deny my leave, we’ll see who wins this game The Boss Didn't Trust His Team, So I Built a System to Track Every Move We Made Followed Health and Safety, Coworker Complained You must read the text you've memorized! Hours are 8 am to 5 pm, okay HOA Pulled an Uno Reverse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 Helmi 29min

r TIFU TIFU by telling a customer they only want to hear themselves talk TIFU I Accidentally Got Into the Wrong Car and Ranted to a Stranger! I bought 5 beers per person for a work party and I can only imagine what the result was, but even though I F’ed Up, let’s be real… my boss F’ed Up more by asking the non-drinker to buy the alcohol. I get cluster headaches, I got one before a large speech and threw up all over the stage because I was too stubborn to tell anyone. Tried to make a joke about Grandpa’s squirrel conspiracy hobby and accidentally started World War III between him and Grandma. Was tired, fell asleep, missed a meeting where our manager was basically saying goodbye to us :( I feel pretty bad for missing the meeting :( Trapped man. Man escaped. Still have have bait. Wife unimpressed. I'll probably lose a marketplace star rating. dropped off kid at daycare, owner/client texts me with picture of found medical marijuana with my name on it. TIFU by remembering a scene from Supernatural at the wrong time then having a six year old yelling Pudding with pants down over and over again. The mall was just 2 blocks away from my work. Lesson learned: Always do a tooth check before leaving the house. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Helmi 32min

r prorevenge where Getting revenge on my crapy manager Petty revenge on shopper a**hats by being kind. Worst guy in the barracks got assigned to my room. He made me miserable. So I returned the favor. Van drivers keep blocking the pavement, making it dangerous for pedestrians - gets in trouble with his boss and police Got cut off at the security check point. I got petty and skipped her carry ons. Guy comes in seconds before closing get turned away Oh, you’re senior to me and there’s nothing I can do about it Pay for your child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Helmi 28min

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to attend my brother's "coming of age" birthday party? AITA for telling my friend to go to a food bank? AITA for asking to wear pants to my sister-in-law's wedding? AITA for telling my friend's mom to mind her business? AITA for how I reacted to my husband’s ex wife’s girlfriend buzzing my stepsons hair? AITA for refusing to be my mom's caretaker? AITA for leaving our dorm room open to potential invaders? AITA for telling my dad he chose between me and his fiancée when he prioritized her surgery over mine? AITA for telling my dad he chose between me and his fiancé when he prioritized her surgery over mine? [UPDATE] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Helmi 31min

r amithedevil? where AITA for expecting my brother to turn down a job offer from a place I was rejected from? AITAH for getting mad at a woman for texting me from a Google Voice number? Am I wrong for not inviting my daughter to my wedding after I was uninvited from her college graduation a few years ago My daughter has been talking to a therapist behind my back. My daughter wants me and her step dad to walk her down the aisle. Am I wrong for telling my daughter no? AITA for bringing my son over to our friend's 40th birthday celebration? WIBTA if I dug up my FIL's dearly departed dog and sent the bones back to him piece by piece? Am I wrong for not allowing my ex wife to taste the birthday cake of our daughter My wife (22F) almost left me (25M). How do I get over it? AITA for lying to my girlfriend about the fact I can ice skate? AITA for apologizing to my mom on behalf of my wife so we could have a smooth Family Day meet up? How do I 35M explain to my GF 31F that I want to be a single parent legally and I would pay her to be a surrogate? Or just break-up? AITA for bursting out in rage after my partner gave birth? AITA for being angry at my girlfriend because she didn't call a taxi? AITH for flipping my daughter's "boundary" back on her? AITA for telling my girlfriend I shouldn’t have to prove that I love her? (27m, 23f) AITA for trying to convince my daughter than her only strength is playing the violin? Got my (22M) fiancée (23F) only a pair of earrings for Valentine’s Day, she is upset and devastated Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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