đ€ â$2 to Hire Meâ â Venmoâs resumĂ©s. Raising Caneâs secret sauce. Googleâs MJ moment. +Bitcoin Home Heaters.
Venmoing your future boss to get a job⊠thatâs the wild new Hiring Hack.Google is the only stock up this week⊠Because Gemini is having its Michael Jordan Moment.Raising Caneâs secret sauce (literally...
19 Marras 202521min
đ„¶ âExtreme Fearââ Bitcoinâs $92k Blizzard. Jeff Bezos un-retires. Meadow Laneâs Grocery Club. +Smell-vertising.
Bezos is Co-CEO of the mysterious âProject Prometheusâ⊠his new AI startup treats space like a garage.Meadow Lane just opened the âErewhon of the Eastâ⊠$17 smoothies get lines out the door.Bitcoin ha...
18 Marras 202522min
đŹ âMillennial Cringeâ â Sweetgreenâs low. Walmartâs villain-to-hero. Mini-Soap Drama surge. +Techie facelifts
Walmartâs CEO retired⊠his boldest move? Raising pay 90% across the biz like Spiderman would.Sweetgreen, Warby Parker, Allbirds⊠itâs the Millennial Cringe Stock Market.Microdramas have taken over Chi...
17 Marras 202521min
đŠ âMergers & Athletesâ â Goldmanâs sports agency. Burberryâs british pivot. Sonderâs hotel drama. +RIP Penny
Goldman Sachs bought a VC and a sports talent agency⊠because they take a tiny % of huge $$$.Burberryâs stock is up 50% on their British pivotâŠ. Theyâre leaning into Englandâs bad weather.Sonder abrup...
14 Marras 202521min
𩱠âKeeping Up With $5Bâ â Skimsâ money situation. Country Musicâs AI hit. Netflixâs theme park opens. +Harvard Grade InflAAAAtion
The #1 country song in America was made by AI⊠It's the 1st of many future AI firsts.Kim Kardashianâs Skims hit a $5B valuation⊠Wall Street thinks itâs worth more than Nike and Lulu.Netflix just open...
13 Marras 202520min
đ”đœđ„Ą âSilver Swipersâ â DoorDashâs grannie growth. Softbankâs Nvidia ghosting. Italyâs Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin
DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America⊠shockingly because of your boomers.Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock⊠because AI $ is actually finite.Italian Pasta is getting a 107% tariff...
12 Marras 202521min
đ€Ą âForced Fun!â â Targetâs Smile Rule. Trumpâs $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkinâs dude beauty. +Starbucksâ Bear-ista.
Targetâs making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft⊠but itâs not the only âForced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you ⊠but we found 5 huge economic plot holes.OneSkin has biohacked the...
11 Marras 202520min
đŠș âHow Vests Won Wall Stâ â Vest Szn. Duolingoâs unhinged mistake. Air Travelâs Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters
Itâs Vest Season⊠So we tracked the history of Corporate Americaâs fave fashion to 1666.Duolingoâs stock had its worst day ever⊠because its Owl Mascot wasnât unhinged *enough*.Expediaâs stock jumped ...
10 Marras 202522min
