Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819

Check out Matt Braunger's new comedy special on October 6 at https://www.moment.co/mattbraunger   It's another high and tight week with Tom Segura and Christina P! We discuss if it's ok to hit someone, refusing to acknowledge cool parts of town, and we have some corrections and omissions about the mess on Garth Brooks' plane. Christina has an epiphany about fitness, Tom shares the Sober October rules, how terrible low calorie snacks are, and wash cloths. We then welcome back OG guest, podcaster and comedian, Matt Braunger! Go check out his new comedy special "Doug" at https://www.moment.co/mattbraunger! They talk about cringey rich people, how TV executives make terrible decisions, and getting even with terrible comedy club owners. They trade stories from their standup careers, watch horrible or hilarious clips, and Christina's latest curations of TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Loka 20222h 8min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.   JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleaned Garth Brooks’ jet, discuss gift giving, recap the car accident Christina got into, and reveal that they’ve been in contact with the cool Hong Kong tailor. They watch videos of a dude explaining why guys don’t want an “alpha female,” some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, a cool message to Enny, a batch of Christina’s TikToks, and they revisit YMH All-Star Uncle Terry!   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Syys 20221h 34min

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week we discuss banging your siblings' friends, a super cool Aussie being interviewed for the news and the Armie Hammer documentary.They discuss The Big Conn on Apple TV, Tom racing cars, and a British man possessed by FedSmoker harassing the neighborhood. The mommies talk about fantasy scenarios, the longest hiccup ever, and the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth. We then welcome former artificial intelligence engineer at Google, Blake Lemoine. Blake recently had a public departure from Google for claiming the artificial intelligence software, LaMDA, was becoming sentient. Blake talks about what an artificial intelligence software is, Microsoft's Tay Bot which became racist after interacting with Twitter trolls, and what could cause an AI rebellion. Blake explains why Google turned on him and how LaMDA's personality formed. We then learn Blake is a Cajun from Lafayette, Louisiana and introduce him to Unk Shine. Blake shares what it was like to be written about in newspapers, what it's like to be an employee at Google, and how racism is rampant in Silicon Valley. Blake talks about internet privacy, and then we introduce him to some Horrible or Hilarious and Christina’s insane curation of TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Syys 20222h 27min

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It's the most high and tight day of the Mom week! On this episode, Tom Segura and Christina P talk about the port-a-potty situation they're dealing with, Brad Pitt's cool nicknames, and meeting Gene Simmons from Kiss. We then welcome podcaster and stand up comedian, Sam Morril! Go check out his new Netflix special "Same Time Tomorrow" streaming RIGHT NOW! Sam and the mommies discuss consuming adult videos at a young age, being able to make something funny on stage, Magic Johnson's Instagram account, and all the celebrity wives that stayed with their husbands after their controversies went public. They talk about an episode of Law and Order SVU that Sam inspired, Tom reports on super cool CEO Dan Price, and Sam talks about getting attacked on stage. Tom talks about a charismatic waiter he had over the weekend who faked being Italian, we revisit some fun stuff from Kevin Samuels, and Sam talks about his new podcast "Games with Names" that he co-hosts with Julian Edelman. They trade stories about drinking when they were younger, the mommies share some of their kids latest shenanigans, we learn how some of our dating preferences make us terrible people, we learn about each state's preferences for cool videos, and we see what Unk Shine has been up to.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Syys 20221h 55min

Miss YMH Live 8? Rent it for 7 days at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals/   It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circle. We open on a super cool guy at a community town hall, Christina wonders if Tom or the staff ever tasted themselves, and we talk about how much fun YMH Live 8 was. Then the mommies reveal they took the entire staff to Cabo San Lucas after the live show and how Chris Larson absolutely TURNT up, their sweat lodge Temazcal experience, and we get a much needed dental update from the main mommies.  Then, we welcome back comedian and podcaster, Ari Shaffir! They discuss the return of Sober October with Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan, the coolest bespoke tailor in Hong Kong, and a YMH Exclusive about an accident Garth Brooks had on his private jet. We run through some Horrible or Hilarious clips, a new hygiene trick to use in the bathroom, and take a look at some TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Syys 20221h 59min

Did you miss the greatest YMH LIVE yet?! Well don't worry you can rent it for 7-days by going to https://ymhstudios.com/rentals. Go watch it right now! Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

31 Elo 20221h 44min

Did you miss the biggest LIVE event of the year?! Don't worry you can still watch YMH LIVE 8 until August 28th by going to https://livestream.ymhstudios.com Phoenix, AZ! Tom will be filming his newest Netflix special from the I'm Coming Everywhere World Tour on November 4th at 9:30pm at the Celebrity Theatre! Tickets go on sale Wednesday at 10am PT! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tour   It's a very special episode of YMH and Tom Segura reveal to Christina P he is getting VERY into Blackjack. Then, we welcome legendary comedian and filmmaker Louis CK! We talk about the most recent movie he made "Fourth of July" that is available right now on https://LouisCK.com. Tom and Christina talk about being fans of Louis's early career, his television show Louie and how he was able to get it back from FX and put it up on his site. Louis talks about working with Pamela Adlon, growing up with his family, and dealing with Eastern European countries. They get into the art form of comedy, cancel culture and Louis's experience with going through it. Louis discusses his hour leaking after his long break and relationships. We then run Louis through some of the classic clips: garage worker, Robert Paul Champagne, Good Morning Julia, and Four Strokes Guy.    https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Elo 20222h 1min

WE'RE BACK TONIGHT! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com   We got Johnny Pemberton entering the Mommy-dome with Tom Segura and blow up Christina P! Tom and Johnny trade early stand up stories, discuss Robert De Niro, and workout supplements! We talk about colitis, watch some horrible or hilarious clips, and an update on some cool guys! Tom teases about a fun project he filmed with Johnny, give some tax tips, and review some of their favorite shows on Netflix.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Elo 20221h 29min