Doctor Gave Me a Weight Limit... r/MaliciousCompliance Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU Ran into an old high school friend, told him I didn’t remember seeing him at a funeral. It was his wife’s funeral. Freak me. I made my gf breakfast in bed with milk mixed into the eggs. She's lactose intolerant. The face I made when she realized what had happened was so funny she had an accident. I accidentally smashed my son’s Lego Millenium Falcon and now I feel really guilty I didn't connect the baby monitor to the new wifi which led to my 3 year old sitting in his own vomit for 45 minutes... I freaked up by getting angry at a family's son for shoveling the snow in their driveway onto the street, not knowing he died a few days later hissed back at the goose, got beaten by the goose I didn't know what dual enrollment meant and accidentally gave my number to a high school student. I shared too much with my friend, she freaked and now isn’t talking. digestive system is freaked after stupid lazy person eats too many fiber one bars in one day instead of actual normal food I ticked my pants by accidenand was wearing khaki pants, right before a big presentation at work. Had to lie to my.boss I has an emergency and went home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Helmi 28min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TrueOffMyChest where To the relative that kissed me as a baby/child and cursed me with cold sores for the rest of my life, I’ll never forgive you. My husband just insinuated that I'm a bad mother and wife because I'm leaving for a few days to help my sister after she has a hysterectomy. My bf just shouted at me over a happy "See, Pizza baguettes were a great idea" and I'm over this relationship My child father’s was an undercover cop Ive ruined every relationship and friendship my sister has, now im tearing apart her family, im happy about it My gf just told me she has feelings for "the guy I dont have to worry about" at work I paid for a woman’s lunch while at the front register at work Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Helmi 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithedevil? where My 26M gf 23F is upset I did karaoke with my ex 27F. How can I reassure her of my feelings? "I am a broke high school student" Powertrip Dont touch things that arent yours [Landlord -U.S.-KY] Should I accept a nice tenant with a set of unfortunate circumstances? AITA for demanding my BF leave the house at 1am because he ordered Indian food? AITA for calling a guy a jerk on his first date? Update AITA for calling a guy a jerk on his first date? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Helmi 30min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for reminding my mom that she disappeared for six years? AITA for Telling a woman that a normal-Sized couldn’t satisfy her after she made a comment about guys? AITA for calling ski patrol on a guy after he hit my son with his skis? AITA for asking my wife to taste my food before she starts adding stuff to it. AITA for lashing out at my coaches assistant for making a joke about my dad who recently passed? AITA for laughing when my friend told me the baby name they picked? AITA for refusing to keep changing dinner reservations for my sister’s partner’s birthday? AITA for not paying the hotel of my friend’s hookup? AITA for snapping at my husband for being “forcefully nice”? AITA asked for my house keys back from my mother as she just lets herself in with no heads up and has walked into my bedroom too many times now while I am half asleep WIBTA for sending a Venmo request to a neighbor/friend who “borrowed” my power washer 4 years ago? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 Tammi 29min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where My boss steals from me, So I decided to ruin her life It took Years to Avenge my mum but Delayed revenge is the best!REVENGE IS THE BEST MEDICINE FOR JERKS LIKE AUNT LANA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Tammi 32min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU I acquired baby ducks from a mom duck who put them in danger, played them a duck noise video almost a week of having them, and they started crying for their mom and trying to leave their play pen. :( I cleaned my kitchen, invited parents for dinner, got high and damaged my tit leaning over a cactus, which was soothed with holy water from my mother and then proceeded to flash my father, had a nice but awkward steak pie dinner afterwards. Went to a job interview asked if we could eat lunch in the office not go out. CEO took offense to the accommodation request and the recruiter said that was why I didn't get the job. I've read all the comments so far. Best com Pretended to be vegan to impress a girl, ate way too much at her family's dinner, nuked her toilet and got caught. Now I'm single and traumatized by tofu. I trusted a fart while trying to pee at work and it failed me. There is now a literal crapy pair of my underwear sitting in the dumpster across the street. I exploited a rewards program and can’t get over the guilt of technically being a thief. Paid it forward to someone at a drive-thru for letting me in during a chaotic hour. Attempted to buy their order, assuming they followed in after letting me through but it turns out that they let a second person in. So someone got two freebies today! Haven't slept well this week, auto-piloted and did auto theft. Got daughter to school on time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Tammi 28min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for soaking my underwear in my sink AITA for hiding my expensive shampoo and conditioner from my friend’s guest? AITA for getting my girlfriend a birthday gift she hates? AITA for not giving the “dollhouse” I built to my niece, but to my wife as a gift? AITA for asking my wife to pour our daughters pee down the toilet? AITA for telling my SIL my FIL doesn’t owe her a house AITA for refusing to do anymore wedding planning as my 25F fiance 30M does uturn on venue AITA for not giving my ex back a gift I received from his great grandmother AITA for paying for one daughter’s wedding? AITA for getting a teacher to fix an incorrect question on a quiz and “taking” a classmate’s first perfect score away? AITA for 'gossiping' with my mum about my brother's fiance is potentially lying about giving birth? I purchase all of my sisters OF Content am I wrong? AITA for declining to invite a woman who has called herself ‘a total klepto’ into my home? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Tammi 32min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Neighbor from heck gets evicted Ex thinks I was just using him? Dumped everything I ever got from him and his family at his door. Went to dump my ex's stuff off. Had cops come and inact an even better revenge! She Demanded I Hurry Up! Neighbor’s petty revenge 60+ years in the making… Entitled jerk in the parking lot Had enough of noisy neighbours took it into my own hands The Drunk A-Hole That Got Served! Kept a Scammer on the "Hook" Threat of revenge was enough Won't fix the house? Fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

29 Tammi 29min