342: Blowhole Bangers

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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
8/29–31 – Atlanta, GA
9/4 – Tarrytown, NY
9/5 – Montclair, NJ
9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)
9/24 – Charleston, SC
9/25 – Durham, NC
9/26 – Portsmouth, VA
9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (Low Tickets)
10/9 – Des Moines, IA
10/10 – Lincoln, NE
10/11 – Kansas City, MO
10/23 – Buffalo, NY (Low Tickets)

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
9/26 – Las Vegas, NV
10/9 – Charleston, SC
10/10 – Atlanta, GA
10/11 – Jacksonville, FL
10/12 – Tampa, FL
10/13 – Tallahassee, FL
10/14 – Sarasota, FL
10/15 – Fort Myers, FL
10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL
10/18 – Orlando, FL


Trevor and Michael go off the rails in this chaotic banger of an episode. Trevor nearly boils himself alive in a bathtub to shoot a promo, Michael recalls getting head in a library study room, and somehow we end up deep-diving SeaWorld’s rap concerts. Plus the guys debate dating app cringe, cheese smuggling at In-N-Out, ramen addiction, and whether you should invoice your future kids for being born. Oh, and there’s a woman on TikTok who queefs on command. Enjoy.

O:25 Car chargers and Natural selection
1:00 Trevor burned his legs filming a promo
5:00 Talking Federal Law and the End of Las Vegas
7:50 Getting head in a library
14:30 Michael was almost in Star Wars
20:00 Concerts at Sea World
25:00 Ben Baller goes to the movies
28:00 Have a baby or get a Lambo?
35:00 Taking dates to the shows
38:00 Dating is hard
45:00 Online dating
59:00 Talking with the Canva King
01:05:00 WIZZQUEIFA
01:10:00 Cheap dates
01:15:00 Eating Ramen in college
01:24:00 Sock Talk
01:24:00 Secret Sock

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