280. Desk Potato

If you want to support the squad, you can follow us on Patreon for *lots* of bonus content, including patreon-only no rulez podcasts every few weeks http://patreon.com/thegoldenratio4/ Cocktail of the week The Harvard https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/recipe/934/harvard https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/09/ivy-league-cocktails-the-harvard-cooler-the-cornell-special-the-pennsylvanian-and-other-elite-elixirs.html Administrative Corner * elevator / scissor lift Dog Updates * Guac mouth surgery * vink pneumonia, possible larpar * cb elbow Ramblings * Fish competition update https://www.wishtv.com/news/indiana-news/indiana-fish-record-falls-again-on-lake-michigan-outing/ Taste of the Keys Dachshund parade! https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1617666739839418370 Large amount of cocaine recovered Nearly $2 million worth of packaged cocaine was found in the Lower Keys on Monday and turned over to federal law enforcement. The two separate incidents occurred on Big Pine Key between approximately 3:30 p.m. and 6 p.m. • Three bundles — each containing 10 separate packages of cocaine — with a total weight of nearly 75 pounds were located by a resident near the water on Long Beach Road. • Twenty-five bundles with a total weight of approximately 70 pounds were found just offshore of Big Pine Key by a good Samaritan Gwen Filosa @KeyWestGwen Drugs! $2M worth of cocaine washed up Monday on Big Pine Key in two separate instances, @mcsonews says. Locals are all like, “back in the 70s we did drugs too and we’d have taken it up north and buy Buffett tickets not call the fuzz.” No you wouldn’t, Greg. No you wouldn’t. GWOTW Ingo Corner