
Jamie and Sophie NAME the baby!
The countdown to Baby Laing is officially on â and Jamie and Sophie are finally discussing baby names⊠though not before things go hilariously off track!Jamieâs still not beating the Botox allegations, Sophieâs wondering if supernatural attraction might actually be a thing, and somehow they find themselves knee-deep in open marriages, hall passes, and bedroom icks.PLUS, the pair channel their inner Lily Allen to write their own revenge albums, Jamie reveals a very intimate pregnancy symptom Sophieâs been dealing with, and thereâs a very special surprise for one Nearly Parents listener.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâAn extra special thanks to our Unsung Hero sponsors:Knightsbridge Hotel, part of Firmdale HotelsPaintvineâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Lydia BrownellVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Marras 37min

Psychic PREDICTS gender of our children?!
Itâs Jamieâs BIRTHDAY and Sophieâs back with all the chaos, charm and (slightly questionable) singing. The pair celebrate Jamie's big day in style...from school day memories to Sophie trying out a reflexologistâs rather unusual comfort position. PLUS, a very emotional psychic reading.There are birthday gifts, a heartfelt poem, and some touchingly sweet listener messages. Oh, and Jamieâs still bragging about being a âGod at sportââŠobviously.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!https://www.whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73SBook your complimentary Mamas & Papas Buying for Baby appointment: https://bit.ly/4nmL4tSDonât forget Jamieâs book âBoys Donât Cryâ is out now!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3 Marras 45min

Proudlock on Parenthood...and the Paranormal?!
With Sophie very pregnant and taking a well-earned break, Jamieâs best mate Proudlock steps in for a chaotic, heartfelt, and slightly spooky Halloween special.And itâs a very special episode as itâs Proudlockâs 50th birthday! Proudlock gets real about life with two kids, the sleepless nights, the patience-testing tantrums, and the overwhelming love, that makes him tear up. ALSO, we dive into hospital bag essentials, umbilical cord etiquette and spooky listener stories! And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Donât forget Jamieâs book âBoys Donât cryâ is out now. Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27 Loka 42min

GK Barry & Ella Rutherford: From Flirty DMs to MARRIAGE?!
Itâs Sophieâs birthday, and Jamieâs throwing her the ultimate bash! Joining the chaos are none other than the iconic GK Barry and Ella Rutherford. Expect surprises, ridiculous gifts, and maybe even a visit from Paul Wesley đGK and Ella open up about their whirlwind romance from flirty DMs to moving in after the first date. Plus, GK spills the tea on life as a WAG, and the couple reveal whether marriage and kids might be on the cardsâŠBut thatâs not all Sophieâs discovering her psychic powers, while Jamieâs trying to solve the most pressing mystery of all... why does he keep smelling farts?! đšGet ready for pure birthday chaos đđ„And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Catch Grace in Jimmy Carrâs Am I The A**hole? on Comedy Central on 27th October and next day on Paramount+ Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Loka 47min

Jamie delivers a BABY!? đ¶
This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by Midwife Pip for a crash course in childbirth. Brace yourselves for chaos, confusion, and (hopefully) no fainting as Pip guides Jamie through the ultimate hands-on childbirth simulation. Will he rise to the challenge⊠or need his own epidural by the end of it?ALSO, Sophie is furious with Jamie for keeping her up all night with his whining, Jamie forces Sophie to take a maths test, and the couple meet a new neighbour who might just be a ghost!? đ»PLUS, the pair go head-to-head in a Mr & Mrs challenge where Jamie spills the tea on secret snogs with TOWIE cast members, and rate each-otherâs skills in the bedroom. đAnd OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâThanks to Midwife Pip for joining us!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/midwife_pip/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@midwifepipWebsite: https://www.midwifepip.comBook: https://www.midwifepip.com/midwife-pip-booksâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Loka 40min

Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR âĄđš
This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator â and letâs just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say âcontractionsâ?ALSO, Sophieâs dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamieâs OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophieâs bits. Youâve been warned.PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesnât hold back telling Jamie heâs absolutely not ready for parenthood.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5 Loka 37min

Jamie and Sophie have PHONE S*X!
This week, things get SAUCY as Jamie and Sophie dial up the heat and try phone s*x for the very first time! Expect clumsy dirty talk, questionable role play, dodgy accents - and Sophie seriously considering divorce. đđŠPlus, Sophie CRIES over Jamieâs freshly bleached hair, and reveals which band she wants performing live on the labour ward while she gives birth. ALSO, the couple accidentally crash a nightclub, Sophie is STILL constipated, and Jamie quizzes her on what âs*x-adjacentâ activities sheâd be up for during pregnancy⊠leading to a shocking confession that might just be their wildest yet. đAnd OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Syys 35min

Jamieâs fingers slip somewhere SHOCKING
This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom â and the occasional reality check. From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the AâZ of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage â but will Jamieâs enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophieâs derriĂšre? đ Brace yourselves... itâs about to get weird. ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions theyâll try next time they do the deed. đ OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/And say Cooey to Producer Ewie! https://www.tiktok.com/@cooeyewieThanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâThanks to Poppy Child for joining us!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/popthatmumma/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@popthatmummaWebsite: https://www.hypnobirthing-positive-birth.com/âCredits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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