
Sophie EXPOSES Jamieâs p*nis to the nation!!!
Jamie is MORTIFIED when he discovers that Sophie has revealed his private partsâŠto the WHOLE country. But the big questions is...will Jamie start an OnlyFans? đAfter Sophie apologises, she's horrified when she discovers just how big the baby's head could be. And she REVEALS all of her wildest pregnancy cravings.PLUS, the couple do a deep dive on their biggest icks. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7 Syys 36min

Katherine Ryan's vulva turns BLUE
This Week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie are joined by the INCREDIBLE Katherine Ryan.Katherine is brutally honest about what Jamie and Sophie have to look forward to in their parenting journey. From sleepless nights to the changing colour of her vulva, Katherine âs revelations TERRIFY Jamie and Sophie. đšKatherine also shares her connection to Rihanna and shares top tips for navigating a relationship while raising a small child.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBW...Listen to Katherineâs new show, Write Me Dirty, where two comedians write FILTHY fiction about each other. OUT NOW!Thanks for watching xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Elo 45min

Weâve had a HUGE argument!
Things get off to a chaotic start this week when Sophie and Jamie press record straight after a massive rowâŠđŹ Once they stop bickering, the couple give a heartfelt update on their pregnancy journey, opening up about the rollercoaster of feelings that come with preparing to become parents. From big decisions about the birth â like whether Jamie will cut the umbilical cord â to Sophieâs surprising plans for her placenta (spoiler: youâll never look at a jellyfish the same way again). ALSO, they debrief on their night at the Oasis concert â where Sophie apparently wanted to kiss every single guy in the crowd, and they somehow managed to miss Wonderwall!? đ PLUS, we get a sex update⊠and itâs not looking good for Jamie! âđŠ And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Elo 38min

What if the baby kicks during s*x!?
This week on NearlyParents, Sophieâs BACK â and pregnancy is doing the most. From rotting her teeth to horror film cravings, sheâs got updates thatâll make you laugh as well as wince. She opens up about the ups and downs of pregnancy, including EXPANDING bones (RIP bras). Weâre getting deep into the pregnancy dream world â including Sophie giving birth to a fully grown 8-year-old?! And Jamie consistently dreaming she dumps him. You also donât want to miss Sophie and Jamieâs heavenly vocals in the Lullaby game⊠And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973. Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Thanks for listening xâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Elo 36min

Jamie and his mum swap EXPLICIT stories
This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined again by his lovely Mum, Penny - and this time, it gets a LOT juicier. They chat about Pennyâs dating escapades, whether you should have affairs with your boss, and the answer to heartbreak - flying to another country, obviously.Penny also spills all on dating app profiles, the scarier moments of parenting and intimacy during pregnancy.PLUS, you do NOT want to miss Penny taking on âMother Knows Bestâ - where she shows how much she REALLY knows about Jamieâs antics - as well as some hilarious Dictionary Corner moments.We LOVED hearing your crazy listeners messages, so please do send them over! Email us at nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!đ https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73Sâ#NEARLYPARENTSPODCAST #SOPHIEHABBOO #JAMIELAINGâInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.ukYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3 Elo 40min

Introducing Write Me Dirty
Romance? We barely have time to shower.But if you love something a little exciting and titillating in your ears, then youâre going to love Write Me Dirtyâthe hilariously unfiltered podcast where celebrities take on absurd erotica prompts and go head-to-head with their own spicy imagination.Hosted by the fabulous Katherine Ryan, itâs chaotic, cheeky, and genuinely LOL-funny. We have a surprise for our lovely NearlyParents listeners with a 10 minute clip of this amazing new podcast.No parenting tips hereâjust pure, NSFW escapism. Youâve earned it. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30 HeinÀ 11min

How was Jamie CONCEIVED? Feat. Jamieâs MUM
This week on NearlyParents, Jamie is joined by someone VERY special⊠his mum! đFrom talking Jamieâs CONCEPTION to revealing what Jamie was like as a kid, itâs a full-on, emotional, and hilarious deep dive into what parenthood really looks like - from both sides.Jamie gets a crash course in childbirth (C-sections, epidurals, and the moment ALL dignity goes out the window), while his mum dishes out advice on how to actually be a supportive birth partner.PLUSâŠyou donât want to miss Jamieâs mum getting flustered in dictionary corner, or Jamie figuring out how to change a nappy!We LOVED hearing your wild voice notes and stories, so keep them coming!Email us at nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents!đ https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBW...Thanks for listening xâCredits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Helen BurkeAssistant Producer: Magda Cassidy & Ceyda UzunVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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