i’m engaged (story time)

We finally have a new episode of 1-800-SLOOTS where I get to hear your beautiful voices! But first I am STUNNED to find a Daily Mail article written about my booty transformation from months ago in wh...

24 Huhti 202548min

Happy pop culture Thursday Sloots!! Let’s unpack season 3 of the White Lotus and the hits and misses of the finale. Laurie made me cry, Aimee Lou is such an Aimee Lou, and taboo incest plots can fly b...

17 Huhti 202539min

Get your jammies on sloots (and grab a furry pen + a notepad the size of your palm) we’re having a slumber party! There’s nothing new about me and Alex yapping on the  couch but this week is a little ...

10 Huhti 202547min

Part 2 of quitting-the-vape-with-Sofia is here!! If you’re looking for some next level wisdom for kicking your addiction, you’re in the right place. Today we’re tackling the hard ish — how to stop usi...

3 Huhti 202546min

It’s just me and you this week Sloot! My detox from nicotine has been a journey and I am finally ready to share… and it’s a long story so we had to split it into two parts! How did this addiction begi...

27 Maalis 202552min

Your favorite cousins are back, and the ADHD is real. We kick things off with an impromptu lesson on shapes—pop quiz: what shape is a TV? (wrong answers only) I would also love to know who took my Fra...

20 Maalis 202544min

Ever wanted an expert’s take on any possible cosmetic treatment/ procedure under the sun?? Well this week you’re in luck because my beautiful, EDUCATED, plastic surgeon to the stars is here to give us...

13 Maalis 202557min

Alex got off the plane from Utah with vengeance. Breaking the news of my ex’s engagement? No problem! Calling a DIFFERENT ex for the first time in years on my behalf? Love it!!! In addition to cozying...

6 Maalis 202549min