🍎 “Teacher’s pet AI” — Alpha’s 1st AI school. Ford’s assembly tree. Chanel’s 250-page magazine. + GCal dating.
The 1st school with AI doing the teaching is here… We looked at Alpha School’s curriculum.Ford is disrupting its best invention… Going from “Assembly Line” to “Assembly Tree.”Chanel just published a 2...
13 Elo 202521min
🥊 “Fight Club” — Paramount’s $7.7B UFC deal. Nvidia’s export tax. Fazit’s $40M face glitter. + Instant Ramen.
Paramount is paying $7.7 billion to stream the Ultimate Fighting Championship for 7 years… because 100 million Americans watch UFC.Nvidia & AMD will pay the US government 15% of their China sales… it’...
12 Elo 202521min
🍣 “Miso Pilates” — Nobu’s hospitality empire. ChatGPT-5’s therapist. Crocs vs Stocks. +Labubu Raves.
Michelin-star restaurant Nobu now has 42 hotels… and it’s got pilates studios too?ChatGPT-5 is being called the biggest development in AI history… the latest version is more therapist-like.The stock m...
11 Elo 202522min
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 “Bring a Friend” — Hinge’s double-date. Netflix’s fake K-Pop band. Golf’s profit puppy.
The #1 movie on Netflix is also the #1 album on Spotify… K-Pop Demon Hunters reveals the #1 metric in media.Hinge is defying the dating app downturn… because women love double dates.Despite rainy summ...
8 Elo 202522min
🌴 “Nothing beats a…” — Jet2’s meme-of-the-summer. Uber’s Airbn-beating. The NFL’s ESPN hookup. Kevin = Cash.
One obscure British airline is surging thanks to a TikTok meme… Jet2 is self-roasting.Uber stock is 2x higher than their IPO, while Airbnb’s is down… we found why one’s riding, one’s hiding.The NFL is...
7 Elo 202522min
🍌 “Dancers in the Outfield” — Savannah Bananas’ baseball disruptor. Palantir’s AI beliefs. ThredUp’s tariff win. +Hellman’s mayo wedding.
ThredUp stock is up 600% this year… because Frugal Friendly Finance is winning the trade war.Palantir is named after LOTR, but is it Sauron or Frodo?… Either way, it’s stock is #1 this year.The Savann...
6 Elo 202522min
🀄👵 “Crazy Rich Aces” — Mahjong’s “GrannyCore” surge. Elon’s record bonus. NY Post’s Californiacation. Hennessey’s rap biz.
The hot new networking opportunity… is playing a 200-year-old Chinese game: Mahjong.Tesla gave Elon the biggest bonus in human history… during the biggest drop in business history.The NY Post is expan...
5 Elo 202523min
🤓 “Ivy League-ish” — Harvard’s profit puppy. eBay’s all-time-high. Trickle Down AI-nomics. IBO = Initial Baby Offering.
Harvard’s biggest profit puppy? Executive Education… They’re stretching the Crimson to earn some cash.eBay stock is (shockingly) at an all-time high… Because eBay now tracks “enthusiasm” as an officia...
4 Elo 202522min
