
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Huhti 40min

Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Maalis 20min

Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25 Maalis 41min

Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Maalis 25min

Help We're Getting Smashed
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, William’s appearance on an unfiltered Aussie radio show, and attempt to help a G&Diva with a cock-blocking Nerf gun situation… which, in their state, is no easy feat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18 Maalis 52min

Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested in the Vatican’s gift shops. And all this talk of ancient monuments reminds Jordan of the time he found himself on the wrong side of a security guard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Maalis 23min

Help It Squirted In My Eye
William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Despite it all, they’re here to tackle dilemmas about the perils of holding in a fart and an intimate conversation being broadcast in an unexpected way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Maalis 35min

Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in Tuesday’s episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has a wonderful gift from a G&Diva who is satisfying his appetite for more Cha Cha Cha’s. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7 Maalis 24min