#613 - Forrest Galante

Theo sits down with a recently retired Chief Patrol Agent of the US Border Patrol, Roy Villareal, a 32-year veteran of the force, to discuss the current state of America's border with Mexico, the daily dangers he faced with cartels and wild animals, and the difficulties of balancing his duties as a border patrol agent with the women and children he encountered everyday.   Follow the US Border Patrol:Website: https://www.cbp.gov Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CBPgov/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cbpgov/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/cbp    New Merch: theovonstore.com​   Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com.   This episode is brought to you by:Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/Theo for premium wireless at just $15 a monthShipStation: https://shipstation.com promo code THEO for 2 months FREE shippingBetterHelp: https://betterhelp.com/Theo for 10% OFF your first monthSuper Speciosa: https://getsuperleaf.com/Theo promo code THEO for 20% OFFUpstart: https://upstart.com/Theo for a fast and easy way to pay off your debtLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com    Music:“Shine” - Bishop Gunnhttp://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn​   Hit the Hotline985-664-9503   Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline   Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Huhti 20211h 36min

Theo talks about moving into his new pad in the Central East, Bhad Bhabie starting an OnlyFans account, a Taco Eating Contest turned tragic and how everybody's pilled up on something these days.   New Merch: theovonstore.com​   Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com.   This episode is brought to you by: Keeps: https://keeps.com/theo and receive your first month of treatment freeBlueChew: https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO to get your first order free Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/THEO for free shippingLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com    Music:Robert Randolph and the Family Band "Baptise Me"https://youtube.com/watch?v=bdhbxh4bQtw   Hit the Hotline985-664-9503   Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline   Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Huhti 20211h 18min

Theo sits down with Heather McMahan to talk about what it's like going to college in the Deep South, hooking Riley Mau up with a new lady and the deeper meaning behind their zodiac signs. Heather also discusses the difficulties she faced after the loss of her father in 2015 to pancreatic cancer and what kept shooting for her comedy dreams. Heather McMahan: Website: https://www.heatherontour.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/heatherkmcmahan Absolutely Not Podcast: https://dearmedia.com/shows/absolutely-not/ New Merch: theovonstore.com Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Music: “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Huhti 20211h 42min

Theo talks about living in a new home, a recent stand up set, and takes some suggestions of senior quotes for last weeks caller Zachary. He also checks in with a single mother who was nominated by a listener, and takes voicemails from some people struggling with some issues. Music "The Come Up" - Eddie 9V https://linktr.ee/Eddie9V Support our sponsors: The Zebra: For Insurance in black & White https://TheZebra.com/theo Fabletics Modiphy New Merch: https://theovonstore.com​ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com. Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Maalis 20211h 37min

Theo sits down with podcast prodigy, Andrew Schulz, to discuss Theo's theory on the US Postal Service, the UFC matchups they want to see, Schulz getting called out for leaving New York and the podcast wars continue with Bad Friends. https://bit.ly/theo-von Andrew Schulz:YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheAndrewSchulzWebsite: http://theandrewschulz.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/andrewschulz/Flagrant 2: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5PstSsGrRwj2o6asQpC4Rg   New Merch: theovonstore.com​   Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com.   This episode is brought to you by:The Zebra: https://TheZebra.com/theoFabletics Men: https://fabletics.com/theo and get your 1st two pair of shorts for just $24 when you become a VIP member at checkoutModiphy: https://modiphy.com/theo for a $250 creditLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com    Music:“Shine” - Bishop Gunnhttp://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn​   Hit the Hotline985-664-9503   Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline   Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Maalis 20211h 33min

Theo sits down with mid-sized animal control man, Marty Voiers, to learn what a day in the life of a wild animal wrangler is like. Marty tells us insane stories of being face-to-face with bobcats, just how sneaky these raccoons truly are and his thoughts on being the middle man between man and beast. https://bit.ly/theo-von     Check out Marty Voiers and Hawk Predator & Wildlife Control:Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HawkWildlifeControl/Website: http://www.hawkwildlifecontrol.com/   New Merch: theovonstore.com​   Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com.   This episode is brought to you by:Mint Mobile: https://mintmobile.com/THEO for free shippingGrubhub: https://www.grubhub.com Get the food you love with Perks from GrubhubModiphy: https://modiphy.com/theo for a $250 creditLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com    Music:“Shine” - Bishop Gunnhttp://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn​     Hit the Hotline985-664-9503   Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline   Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Maalis 20212h 2min

Theo discusses his views on St. Patrick's Day, the Bill Burr controversy at the Grammy's, Panda Express hazing it's new employees and buying a new house in Nashville. Plus, Theo gives a single mom with Stage 4 cancer a big surprise. https://bit.ly/theo-von New Merch: theovonstore.com​   Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to tpwproducer@gmail.com.   This episode is brought to you by:The Zebra: https://TheZebra.com/theoGrubhub: https://www.grubhub.com Get the food you love with Perks from GrubhubBlueChew: https://bluechew.com and use promo code THEO to get your first order freeLiquid Death: https://liquiddeath.com    Music:Grady Spencer - “Our Time”https://youtu.be/_H6FsUAhNIM Larry Fleet - “Where I Find God”https://youtu.be/Lzl8-_4qzyk   Hit the Hotline985-664-9503   Video Hotline for TheoUpload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline   Find Theo:Website: https://theovon.comInstagram: https://instagram.com/theovonFacebook: https://facebook.com/theovonFacebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekendTwitter: https://twitter.com/theovonYouTube: https://youtube.com/theovonClips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw   Producer: Nick Davishttps://instagram.com/realnickdavis Producer: Sean Duganhttps://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

17 Maalis 20211h 15min

Dr. Jordan Peterson is a clinical psychologist who sold over 5 million copies of his book 12 Rules for Life. The most watched This Past Weekend guest ever returns to the program 2 years later to catch up with Theo about the rapid technological revolution that is happening before our eyes, if it's ok to have pride in your country, and capturing the magic of first times. Get Jordan's new Book: Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life http://bit.ly/BeyondOrder_12_More_Rules  This episode is brought to you by Magic Mind Use code THEOMAGIC to get 20% off at https://MagicMind.co Music: “Shine” - Bishop Gunnhttp://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn​ Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotlineFind Theo: Website: https://theovon.com​ Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon​ Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon​ Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastw...​ Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon​ YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon​ Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEK...​ Producer: Nick Davis https://instagram.com/realnickdavis​ Producer: Sean Dugan https://www.instagram.com/SeanDugan/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Maalis 20212h 17min