Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨

Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨

This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?


ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.


PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.


And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to nearlyparents@jampotproductions.co.uk, SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.


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16: The Most FIERY Date Ever

16: The Most FIERY Date Ever

Sophie and Jamie are back this week for a spiiiiiiicy date night.Producer Jack forces the NewlyWeds to eat HOT and SPICY Oysters as they ask each other very important date night questions. Thanks so much to thewrightbrothers.co.uk for supplying the stunning oysters!Sophie and Jamie bicker about household chores, Sophie’s bowel movements and turning on the Covent Garden Christmas lights with Nicole Scherzinger. PLUS, we read some of your listeners messages including accidentally playing porn on FULL volume on a Bluetooth speaker. Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202336min

15: Jamie's MIDLIFE crisis begins...

15: Jamie's MIDLIFE crisis begins...

The Birthday Boy is in the house… Has Peter Pan grown up or is he just having a midlife crisis? This week the NewlyWeds celebrate Jamie birthday’s with a couple of extra special surprises… including one that YOU can buy tickets for! Plus, we hear some of your DISGUSTING listeners messages - from dodgy hot sauce to phlegm in places you don’t want phlegm to be. REMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

6 Marras 202348min

14: NewlyDEADS: Scariest Episode Yet! Ft. Medium (Talking to the dead)

14: NewlyDEADS: Scariest Episode Yet! Ft. Medium (Talking to the dead)

Are you feeling Spoooookyyyy?The NewlyDEADS are here this week for an extra-special halloween episode filled with scary treats. Are you ready for a trick or a treat? Producer Jack has written a spook-tackular story and shared some unfortunate dilemmas… PLUS, Natalie Walker a professional psychic reader from Psychic Sisters comes on the podcast to speak to Jamie's Grandfather. You can book Natalie hereREMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Loka 202358min

BONUS EP: Date Night ft. Sky Cinema

BONUS EP: Date Night ft. Sky Cinema

This week we’re bringing you an exclusive bonus episode in partnership with Sky Cinema.Join us as I try to convince Jamie to get out of the house for an unforgettable date night thanks to Sky Cinema, who are offering two complimentary Vue tickets to their customers every month! Thanks for listening xYou must have a Sky TV and Sky Cinema subscription to be able to redeem this offer. The tickets are valid from Sunday to Thursday, and limits and restrictions apply. Please see Sky.com for terms Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Loka 202318min

13: Our Studio Gets RAIDED During Record!!!

13: Our Studio Gets RAIDED During Record!!!

This week is WILD. The studio gets invaded mid record and nobody knows what's going on. I think for this one, less is more.And if you want to check out Jamie's special surprise for yourself, go to: the-tailors.co.ukREMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Producer: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Loka 202359min

12: Why the Whitehalls were UNINVITED to The Wedding?! Ft. The Whitehalls

12: Why the Whitehalls were UNINVITED to The Wedding?! Ft. The Whitehalls

Drum Roll Please….The Whitehalls are back!!! Michael and Hilary Whitehall come on the podcast to discuss weddings, their decades long marriage. and they read out some of your dirty listeners messages… with ‘terrible grammar’ according to Michael.PLUS Sophie and Jamie are chatting all things NewlyWed life, from mistaking Callum Scott for a Love Islander at the NTA’s, to meeting Jamie’s number one SUPER-fan.They discuss how their holiday to Dubai led to Sophie’s newfound Beckham obsession, terrible massages and Jamie’s dodgy teeth.Listen to Michael and Hilary’s new podcast The Whittering Whitehalls hereDon't forget our SECRETS HOTLINE, give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Loka 20231h 6min

11: Jamie has a S*X obsession?! Ft. Sex Expert Alix Fox

11: Jamie has a S*X obsession?! Ft. Sex Expert Alix Fox

This week the NewlyWeds are back with an extra special guest: Alix Fox, the ‘decently indecent' writer, broadcaster and sex consultant on Sex Education… Alix is here to chat to Sophie and Jamie about getting down and DIRTY…Alix chats all things kink, keeping the sex life alive after marriage and how Sophie can handle Jamie’s SEX OBSESSION. Follow Alix on Instagram here: @alixfox PLUS, we have some shocking dilemmas, dodgy fake tans, life updates and more… REMEMBER… we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: +44 7445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Exec Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Loka 202352min

10: Your tongue is DISGUSTING!!

10: Your tongue is DISGUSTING!!

Does Jamie have:a) A yellow tongue b) A big fat whale tongue c) A stinky tongued) All of the of the aboveBuckle up baby because it’s d) All of the above… This week the newlyweds chat all things facial sh*gging, strange ticks, and more. PLUS, we have some extra special listeners messages for you… GUYS… As Jamie mentioned we have a new number for SECRETS HOTLINE and it is definitely working.Give us your most deepest, darkest secrets here: 07445 737710Thanks for listening x Instagram: @newlywedspodcastTikTok: @newlyweds Email: newlyweds@jampotproductions.co.uk-Credits:Podcast Producer & Editor: @jacksuddaby_Additional Producer: @jemimarathboneVideographer: @jamierg99Social Media: @emzchampionAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Loka 202340min

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