Papa Johns Doesn't Do Pizza Well
🍕 Papa Johns: The Pizza Review That Gave Us Indigestion 🍕 We reviewed Papa Johns… in the lobby. One item at a time. On plastic chairs they dug out from the back. Make no mistake, this branch of Papa...
21 Touko 202554min
Papa Johns: Garlic Dip, CEO Scandals, & the First Bitcoin Pizza
🍕 Papa Johns: Garlic Dip, CEO Scandals, & the First Bitcoin Pizza 🍕 From a broom closet in Indiana to viral garlic sauce bath bombs, Papa Johns has had one of the weirdest journeys in chain restaura...
14 Touko 202538min
Chili's IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America
🌶️ Chili's IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America (Part 2) 🌶️ After 100 restaurant reviews, this was it. Chili's officially earned the perfect 5.00 out of 10, making it the most mediocre restaur...
7 Touko 20251h 15min
Chili's: The Fajita Effect, NSYNC, and the Jingle That Changed Everything
🌶️ Chili's: They Started in a Post Office?? 🌶️ Chili's. For nearly 50 years, it's been slinging margaritas, sizzling skillets, and vibes that are somehow both flirty and corporate. In this episode, ...
30 Huhti 202548min
Is Joe's Crab Shack the Best Chain Seafood Restaurant?
🦞 Joe's Crab Shack (Part 2): Heavenly Shrimp, Sloppy Lob, & Dessert Scores 11 out of 10 🦞 After diving into the shady past of Joe's Crab Shack, it was finally time to eat. In this episode, I head to...
23 Huhti 20251h 4min
Joe's Crab Shack: Drunk Toddlers, Racist Decor, & WHO THE HELL IS JOE
Joe's Crab Shack has been serving seafood and sass since 1991 — but who is Joe? In this week's episode, I dig deep into the murky origins of this kitschy crustacean-themed chain, uncovering mystery, m...
16 Huhti 202543min
Panera Bread Is a Pastry Paradise
We finally ate at Panera Bread — and while the bakery items impressed, the rest of the experience was a chaotic medley of kiosk confusion, bathroom code injustice, and raw onion overload. I'm joined o...
9 Huhti 202553min
Panera Bread: Infinite Refills, Caffeinated Chaos, and Chicken Controversies
🚨 Panera Bread: Infinite Refills, Chicken Fights & Lemonade Lawsuits 🚨 From a humble Missouri bakery to one of the most recognizable fast-casual chains in the country, Panera Bread has been on a wil...
2 Huhti 202542min
