419: Slavic folklore: Bad Heir Day

419: Slavic folklore: Bad Heir Day

🪉Ivan fights wizards and monsters and Baba Yaga with a music streaming subscription🪉 What do you get when your daughters have been kidnapped by a sleezy cloud and your son not only spends all of his days jamming with his self-playing harp, but DOESN'T want to tear the heads off his friends? You get Tsar Wisehead, who apparently just figured out that parenting is hard.

😈 **The Creature: Garm

Garm is serious about his job, and that's unfortunate because that job involves blood splatters and the end of the world.

---

Links:

📚️ Fictional is back!: https://fictional.fm/subscribe
💬 Discord: https://myths.link/discord
📷️ Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
✍️ Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky
📼 YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube
📖 Source: https://myths.link/harp

---

📢 Sponsors

Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/legends

Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

GhostBed: Right now, during GhostBed’s Fall Sale, you can get 25% off sitewide for a limited time. Just go to https://GhostBed.com/legends and use promo code LEGENDS at checkout.

ButcherBox: As an exclusive offer, our listeners can get free protein in every box for a year PLUS $20 off your first box when you go to [https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS](https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS

---

🎵 Music Credits

"Flagstone Abbey" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Kid Kodi" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Cirrocumulous" by Chad Crouch
"Thimble Rider Theme" by Blue Dot Sessions
"The Spring" by Chad Crouch
"Hermit" by Chad Crouch


Jaksot(527)

414: Monkey King: Ham-bushed

414: Monkey King: Ham-bushed

🐷Sun Wukong is a bad friend🐷 But, to be fair, he never said he and Pigsy were friends...because you don't send your friends to dinner parties where everyone is trying to murder you. 😈 The Creature...

30 Heinä 202542min

413: European folklore: Justice

413: European folklore: Justice

🔔Ring the bell for justice🔔 Want justice? Ring the bell. Doesn't matter if you're a horse or a snake or a merchant or a peasant but if you're one of the latter two probably don't get caught ringing ...

16 Heinä 202549min

412: Indian folklore: Dicey

412: Indian folklore: Dicey

🎲Losing your kingdom in a game of dice🎲 The story of Nala and Damayanti is a tale of love, loss, and losing everything but your underwear because of your terrible decisions and then also your underw...

2 Heinä 202555min

411: Celtic folklore: The Wake

411: Celtic folklore: The Wake

⛵️Get lost at sea with Maelduin⛵️ All Maelduin wants to do is avenge his father's murder...with more murder. He should have listened to that wizard. Because he didn't, his trip just got a whole lot lo...

18 Kesä 202557min

410: Japanese folklore: Provincial

410: Japanese folklore: Provincial

⛩️Stories from the Japanese countryside⛩️ Five interconnected stories of purpose, meaning, justice, talking animals, the boss falling off a cliff, mushrooms, and travel hampers. 😈 **The Creature: Th...

4 Kesä 202559min

409: Reynard: Nasty, Brutish, and Short

409: Reynard: Nasty, Brutish, and Short

🦊 Reynard the fox hates meetings, too 🦊 Especially because at most of the meetings he's invited to, people usually try to kill and eat him. Today, we're back in the stories of Reynard the fox, with ...

21 Touko 202550min

408: Knights of the Round Table: Hither and Thither

408: Knights of the Round Table: Hither and Thither

🏰When a knight says he'll be right back, he means it Unless he dies. Or gets captured. Or just forgets about it, prompting his son to come looking for him in the land of wickedness...and also maybe s...

7 Touko 202552min

407: West African folklore: Wiser

407: West African folklore: Wiser

🍼Have a budding tyrant? You need a snarky talking baby🍼 Yenga Naa is wiser than the chief. How do you know? Well, he named himself that...the moment he was born. 😈 The Creature: The Cornu How do ...

23 Huhti 202544min