598 - MATT BRAGG - Alan Sugar’s Awful Gift, John Bishop Beef, & The Superyacht Stunt That Got Him Fired!

Following on from the Lionesses incredible Euros victory, Stevie has decided to create his very own tournament - The World Cup Of Urban Legends! He’s found 16 urby legs from different countries and is using a randomised wheel to decide which 6 are going head to head in the first instalment, but he’s accidentally drawn all the sexy ones… There’s a seductive sadist teacher in red heels, a hot hybrid creature with a whip for a tail, and a beautiful blonde Brazilian who haunts bathrooms. Oh and something horrifying called “necropants”.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Heinä 1h 35min

Rapper, MC and viral sensation Greg AKA Window Kid needs to be on your radar. He sets the record straight about the origin of his stage name, chats incorporating humour in his lyrics, and shares what chaotic pal Mashtag Brady is actually like off camera.  From being kicked out of school (Stevie was horrified at the reason, Jaack didn’t think it was too bad), to earning himself a lifetime ban from Jet2 airlines, Window Kid dives into the unpredictable path that took him from troublemaker to touring the UK.  Greg gets brutally honest about his struggles with alcoholism and drugs, and the hospitalisation that forced him to rethink everything. After peeing blood and being diagnosed with life-threatening pancreatitis, he’s now one year sober and shares how addiction has permanently changed his life.  We also play a game “Fill In The Blank” with his bizarre old tweets, learn some Nottingham lingo, and FaceTime a taxi driver who once gave him a lift years ago. It’s also the second time that a guest has walked out of the studio, but unlike the PieFace prank on Stevie, this time it’s something that Jaack said…  The pre-sale tickets for Window Kid’s UK tour has completely sold out, but join the waiting list for general sale ticket launch on Friday!  www.windowkid.uk  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Heinä 1h 25min

Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over more chaotic moral dilemmas - some submitted by our audience, some found online, and a couple submitted by Jaack's mates.  Five dying geniuses need organs. One healthy man is a perfect match. Should the doctor secretly sacrifice him to save the five?  A man has made a right pig’s ear out of looking after his girlfriend’s pets and her dropped guinea pig now walks in circles, but his girlfriend thinks it’s a cute trick. Should he tell the truth before she uploads it to YouTube?  Someone sold a prized football collectable card to their best mate, only to later discover it might be a fake…  Plus a misspelled tattoo tribute that might ruin a wedding anniversary, and a cosplayer sparks chaos when they post spicy pics of their costume in the group chat.  Check out episodes #132, #201, #451 and #501 for more moral dilemmas!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Heinä 1h 3min

For our first guest episode in a long while, we sit down with ItalianBach AKA 24 year old Isaac who has over 2.8 million followers on Tik Tok and nearly a million on YouTube. After posting online for 15+ years, he’s built up a selection of tips for online success that he shares with us today. He also shares his (bleeding) love for Leona Lewis, his obsession with rose sex toys, and the real reason he grew a mullet before they were back in style.  We hear about the sitcom he’s currently writing and, since he wants to get into acting, we put his skills to the test with one of Jaack’s bizarre scripts live on the pod with no prep!  Not only is Isaac a content creator, but he also has a degree in astrophysics so of course we test his knowledge with a ‘true or false’ quiz that includes some weird answers that Jaack has made up. What’s the Goldilocks zone? How do we decide star names? Where is the Kármán line? Truly multifaceted, Isaac is possibly the smartest content creator we've hosted on the pod. And the only one to openly admit to drug dealing...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Heinä 1h 23min

It’s been over two years since we’ve done an ‘Everybody Has A Price’! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are once again naming their price to do some unpleasant tasks that were submitted to our subreddit. Drinking sweat, queue jumping, giving up football, and living with flies constantly buzzing around your head.  How much to spend the next year constantly feeling like you have to sneeze? How much to knock on your neighbour’s door at 3am and confess to a murder that didn’t happen? How much to release the infamous, full length purge episode…  Check out #236 for part 1, #287 for part 2, and #368 for part 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

14 Heinä 1h 16min

It's Stevie's- sorry STEVE's birthday tomorrow and instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. Jaack and Robbie have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Stevie. With the party attendees, cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan... We’re kicking off the ep with a MEGA ALL CAUGHT UP with stories from Robbie’s bleak trip to Mexico, and the themed part of the episode starts at 36:50. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Heinä 1h 24min

Robbie has been fighting children, Stevie has been fighting parents, and Jaack has been fighting his bathroom sink - we’re back from our break with an All Caught Up! Stevie has found the biggest c**t in the world at his kid’s sports day… and for once, it wasn’t himself. Jaack befriended an 80 year old man in a gym changing room. Speaking of old men, Robbie is potentially experiencing a mid-life crisis but we’re not sure if we should be worried or impressed by his new hobby? Jaack reveals how a handful of pennies brought him to tears. Plus Jaack and Stevie show off their brand new matching tattoos, but Robbie points out their horrendous double meaning…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

7 Heinä 1h 10min

Welcome back to the learning pod. Get ready to absorb ALL the knowledge. Stevie has brought another batch of creations from throughout history, and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide whether they’re strokes of genius, or deeply cursed.  We learn why it’s probably not very smart to drink radioactive medicine. We hear about how a bloke from the 14th century tried to get to the moon. And we discover the device that will revolutionise your baby’s mealtimes.  There’s a solution (that might save lives but ruin yours) to stop people setting off fire alarms as a prank, and a creation so terrible it was discontinued before it even launched. There’s also aquatic animals with wheels, hands-free guns, dog soldiers, and stationary for space. Check out #566 for Part 1!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

23 Kesä 1h 17min