🤡 “Forced Fun!” — Target’s Smile Rule. Trump’s $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkin’s dude beauty. +Starbucks’ Bear-ista.
Target’s making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft… but it’s not the only “Forced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you … but we found 5 huge economic plot holes.OneSkin has biohacked the...
11 Marras 202520min
🦺 “How Vests Won Wall St” — Vest Szn. Duolingo’s unhinged mistake. Air Travel’s Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters
It’s Vest Season… So we tracked the history of Corporate America’s fave fashion to 1666.Duolingo’s stock had its worst day ever… because its Owl Mascot wasn’t unhinged *enough*.Expedia’s stock jumped ...
10 Marras 202522min
🦈 “Doo-Doo-Doo” — Baby Shark’s IPO. 85% off Ozempic. Lyft CEO David Risher. +Restaurant Hottie AI
President Trump struck a deal with Big Pharma for $150 GLP-1 drugs… a total euro move.On the 10th anniversary of the Baby Shark video… its owner PinkFong IPO’d at a $400 million valuation.Lyft’s CEO c...
7 Marras 202526min
👠 “HOLD Tory Birch” — Fashion’s stock market. Elon’s $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Brady’s cloned dog
Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders don’t approve his $1 Trillion bonus (“Better Have My Money”)Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel Marant. Buy: Loewe…. Fashion Trading is the new “Life Div...
6 Marras 202521min
🐻❄️ “Artificial Santa” — Coca-Cola’s AI holiday ad. Axon’s bipartisan tasers. Beta’s e-airplane IPO. +Line-Waiting Biz
One stock defies politics: Axon… They found unity (reducing deaths) in a divisive topic (policing).Coca-Cola’s holiday commercial is here, and it’s AI-generated… headlines show hate, but data shows lo...
5 Marras 202522min
🥬 “Organic Doritos?” — Whole Foods’ amazonification. Palantir’s anti-college recruiting. AI’s unpopularity problem. +Nvidia’s chicken stock
Palantir doesn’t want college experience… so it’s hiring 18-year-olds for full-time jobs.Did you notice Doritos at Whole Foods?... Because the organic grocer has been “Amazonified.”AI has a PR problem...
4 Marras 202523min
📺 “Nobody Wants This… Product placement” — Netflix's ad drama. Earnings Season’s exception. Neo’s home robot. +DoorDash’s cuffing szn
Netflix’s #1 show is full of conspicuous Dunkin logos… Enshittification or ingenious?Earnings season is 60% over, it’s the best in 4 years… But twenty somethings aren’t celebrating.Neo’s home robot is...
3 Marras 202520min
👻 “Paranormal profits” — Horror’s box office record. Starbucks’ delivery biz. Gov Shutdown’s 2nd month. +KPop (Lehman) Hunters
Horror took 17% of the US box office this year, a record high… it’s the divisive dividend.Starbucks sales grew last Q for the first time in 7 quarters … thanks to coffee delivery.The Government Shutdo...
31 Loka 202520min
