256. Balancing Sexual Desires, Marriage “Needs” & the 411 on Lube

Today: the grass is not greener on the other side. Stop romanticizing shit you don't know shit about. Todays listeners ask; how much porn use is normal? My wife want to use a vibe while we try mutually masturbating..should I get involved and how? One mans wife is lost in motherhood and exhaustion which has led him to desire an external affair for sexual gratification only- my thoughts. Another listener found a video of herself giving head...and didn't really like what she saw. Does it matter? Todays topic of the hour; a monologue on masturbation. It's "Masturbation May" why not> Join the Patreon Ask Anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com BlueChew: Use code "Housewife" to get your first month supply free!- just pay $5 dollars shipping. Everyplate: Get $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com slash podcast and entering code housewife149. Beducated: Code "JORDYN" for access to all courses FREE 24 hours+ 50% yearly subsciption https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: 20% personal massager with code "housewife" at checkout. advertising/collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com

22 Touko 20231h

Today the cohost of Shit Talking Shrinks joins me to discuss erotic blueprints aka what is the basis of your arousal, understanding yours, your partners, and how this can contribute to more fun in the bedroom and resolving compatibility issues. (Also who knew that drizzling your SO cum into their own mouth is called snowballing- I didn't, but now I do!) Todays listner questions include a woman who finds she needs more pressure and more time to achieve climax, this is turn makes her feel insecure, maybe even her partner, and she wants to know HOW she can get past this....Next a husband is getting more adventurous in bed and wants to delve into anal play. He enjoys eating his wife's ass and she enjoys recieving it, there has been no hard "no" so how does he take the next steps when she shows no interest in anal sex? Lastly a listener who asked for a "dirty story" ended up fucking HATING the dirty story. The dirty story was non-fiction aka a TRUE STORY, and it sparked some retroactive jealousy and a realization of not being able to handle a possible threesome in the future. Let us discuss. Tune in NOW. Enjoy audio erotica ? Join the Patreon - dirty stories every wednesday! Listen to Shit Talking Shrinks with Paulina Siegel and Victoria Aron on apple podcast or visit their page here. Want to find out your erotic blueprint?! Take the quiz here! BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code "Housewife" at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Athena Club: Go to athenaclub.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE today and you’ll get 25% off your first order! UberLube: Get 10% + Free shipping use code Housewife at checkout! Ask anon> www.thehornyhouswewifepodcast.com Advertising: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

15 Touko 20231h 3min

Todays listener questions: a wife reveals to her husband she has a MMF fantasy, now the husband is noticing himself fantasizing about this playing out IRL, is he bisexual and should he share with his wife his shared interest? Another listener shares her experience with her husband messing around on her, she says it was 10 years ago, she is 90% happy buts its hard to trust- I polled the IG community and the people have spoken! Lastly a wife thinks she may need to upgrade the wardrobe to get her sexy back- her husband wishes she "dressed for him" more- is this piggish or is this apart of housewife duties- my answer may surprise some! Todays topic of the hour; all things cheating, and I mean all things. I dive deep, why do men cheat, why do women cheat? What are the character traits of a cheater? What makes people cheat and is it preventable? From the Big 5 Model to discussing The 7 types of affairs - its all SO interesting! Plus a juicy story time from a listener that begs the questions- can seriel cheaters change their ways! Like audio erotica? Want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Try Beducated one day free + 50% yearly subscription with code "Jordyn" go to https://beducate.me/pd2320-jordyn Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. BlueChew: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout--just pay 5 dollars shipping. Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

8 Touko 20231h 16min

What a week! Ive been/still am sick but I've rose from the dead and am back with banging energy. Lots to discuss! listener questions; one man insists he isn't gay but gets off to gay porn- he wants to know whats the dealio?! Another listener shares he and his wife have sex 2-3 times a week but its the same ol same ol, laying on her back, strictly P to tha V. He claims she used to be more "free" which she had a few drinks, and now days she doesn't drink much and sex is boring as she refrains from "letting loose"- what ever is he to do? Todays topic of the hour is a little different as Im getting vulnerable and sharing my own insecurities and issues Ive struggled with in my own marriage and what steps were taken to get to the place we are today. Low testosterone is extremely common among men as they enter their forties (or older, or younger!!) from fatigue, depression, ED, low drive symptoms appear that start to effect their relationship (and much more alot of the times!) these issues can bleed over and cause friction in your relationship sex life and if you don't know where to begin or you want to hear my experience to watching my mans journey listen in. Ill give you my POV- as well what didn't work and what did. Feel free to DM on social media to clarify/ask question regarding the topic! @_thehornyhousewifepodcast on instagram. Listener questions can be asked anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. Join the patreon for sexy audio erotica uploaded weekly! Uberlube- get 10% off + free shipping using code "housewife" at Uberlube.com BlueChew: Get your first month free using code "housewife" at bluechew.com! Advertising Inquiries: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Follow me on tik tok: @thehornyhousewifepodcast

1 Touko 202352min

Starting off today with "married sex facts" that I feel some type of way about. Todays listener questions: A wife who snooped her mans porn history only to find "the favorite"- a much older woman with large large large fake breasts; so nothing like her. She finds this ironic as her husband has voluntarily said he dislikes large fake breasts- the wife has big breasts but these happen to be extra fake and extra large. This wife cant help but compare herself and wonder what she can do to be more desirable. Another listener asks if I tell my husband when I am about to climax. Another wife who admittedly had a postpartum funk where she neglected her husband sexually for about a year and half says after realizing she made sure to get things back hott n heavy. She feels like she is doing most of the intiating when it comes to sex, and lately her husband has made excuses that he is tired or in his head as he goes soft sometimes mid sex. Should she withhold, neglect 'her needs' and stop being so available? Lastly a listener question follow up to husbands with wive that may taste/smell bad. This genius hack that was kindly shared to me by a husband/male listener shares his experience and solution to getting his woman to realize she needed to 'adjust the settings below'- a great segment to inspire some female hygiene=) Todays topic of the hour: Pleasure Mapping- learn your partners body as a whole, sensory play while discovering new erogenous zones on yourself and your S.O. to view the course go the Beducated link below! Beducated: Try 24 hours ALL ACCESS + 50% off yearly subscription with my code "JORDYN" go to https://beducate.me/pd2316-jordyn. “Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner” EveryPlate: Get started with EveryPlate for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code housewife149. Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off. Like audio erotica or want to support the podcast? Join the Patreon! Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Ask anon> www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

24 Huhti 202354min

Moody Monday ~ depression is a bitch, but she rides it through. Do ALL couples have issues? 3% of your said you are issue free- but I cant help but wonder how?! Lets discuss the ideal way to live with the human condition as a couple. Todays listener questions include a young married husband revealed his wife admitted to not desiring sex anymore..with him. She said she feels emotionally connected but no physical attraction; whatever shall he do. Next a wife is aware she has a praise-kink, she would love for her husband to affirm her ie. "good girl" , "you are sooo amazing at that"- and she has vocalized this-she has also thought he might have a praise kink of his own as he is really into her taking control and talking dirty affirming him! Should she embrace what works and put her desires to the side? She cant help but feel frustrated and I feel for her- prepare for my best call to action yet! All hope is not lost! Today 's guest; Host of "What I Love About Sex" podcast and sexologist for men- Stephanie Ganowski. Stephanie share her journey to sexology and what sparked her intense passion for sex in relationships. She specifically works with men and has changed lives! We discussed everything from delayed ejaculation, masturbation, sexual confidence, sex & shame, and so so much more! Follow Stephanie on IG @stephganowaski and listen to her podcast here! Love audio erotica? Join the patreon; where I read sexy stories every week=) BlueChew: Use code "housewife" to get your first month free! Microdose: get 30% off your fist order+ free shipping use code "housewife" Uberlube; get 10% off + free shipping when you use code "housewife" Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner > https://join.amorus.net/uilVz5Vfryb Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com email me: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com Follow me on IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

17 Huhti 20231h 6min

Todays topic of the hour; ways to spice up monogamous sex. Tired of the same start and end to sex; I've got some inspo/tips and techniques to make married sex hotter and less predictable for your spouse. Sometimes all we need are a few reminders and a pep talk. From getting cum creative, to talking dirty lets explore options- for both women and men! Todays listener questions include young love; a 22 year old male already feels his sexual needs aren't being met- he understands his gf is a busy student- but in my eyes thats not the issue; listen in for my opinion on young love and commitment. Another listener feels his sex life with his wife is great but would love more blow jobs, what is an effective way to get more BJ's from the wife? Another listener found a video of his wife f*cking her ex; he is very aroused by this and its his go-to p*rn- wife found out and thinks its odd, how can he tell her he loves seeing her pleasured and what are tips for him to enjoy this kink without making it "too real" aka getting another involved. Lastly a listener frequently visits a dog park and chats with an attractive female, hes been married 30+ years and often finds himself "harmlessly" flirting with the attractive woman at park- one day she asks him if he could help her lift a package not to far from the park, turns out his dick was the package and she wanted to enjoy it- he hasn't been back to the park since. His question for me was does he tell his wife, keep it hush hush, or go back to the dog park..... Do you like audio erotica? Join the Patreon new sexy stories uploaded weekly! Try Beducated 1 day FREE + discount on subscription - use code "JORDYN" or go to https://beducate.me/pd2315-jordyn BlueChew: Get your first month of Blue Chew FREE just use code "HOUSEWIFE" at checkout at BlueChew.com Amorus: Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner! http://www.amorus.net/housewife Butter Wellness: Get 20% off The Personal Massager by Butter Wellness. Go to butterwellness.com and use the code “HOUSEWIFE” at checkout for 20% off Advertising/Collabs: admin@pleasurepodcasts.com IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

10 Huhti 202358min

Today let's talk the not so cute; insecurity. How it bleeds into your relationship- it's root and how you can best show up for your partner when triggered. Todays listener questions: a couple that is into the stag/vixen dynamic in ze bedroom is curious about taking new steps to evolve in their bedroom desires; another listener's wife suggested she wants to be eaten out upon awakening- and I think thats a fan-fucking-tastic idea- he wants tips and I got em=) Lastly a wife who married as a virgin has realized how much she desires to sexually express herself...unfortunately her husband doesn't share this desire. How does she navigate this mismatched desire. Do you like audio erotica? join the patreon! UberLube: Get 10% off your order + FREE shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Uberlube.com Amorus - Download Amorus today for delicious sexy games with your partner<3 Microdose Gummies - Get 30% off your first order + free shipping when you use code "Housewife" at Microdose.com Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Advertising/Collabs: Admin@pleasurepodcasts.com Email the host: thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

3 Huhti 202353min