256. Balancing Sexual Desires, Marriage “Needs” & the 411 on Lube

Today it you and me freaky fam-im TACKLING your listener questions for the majority of the episode. A. We have a woman whose husband is downloading dating apps whilst out of town and she found out via family iPad...HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEMO...she asks me how she can be sneaky and find out more; husband said it "was just an accident" :cue my gag sound:: B. She's horny she's pregnant and he isn't into it..what to do?!?! C. Married couple gets to finally get a week kid free, he is use to quickies and doesn't last long how can he do better? D. Wife says husband is kinky and into BDSM she is willing but isn't really into it, she feels insecure and like she isn't what her husband desires. oh boy you KNOWW I have thoughts. lastly A man who wants to know how to date your spouse, who asks who out, is sex to be expected? After I grant you all my wisdom, I teach- THE ART OF FINGERING, I polled you on IG and you agree fingering is underrated and I'm here to hype it up and give you a refresher, take notes. FORIA WELLESS https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast code: Thehornyhousewifepodcast20 Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast way cooler on tik Tok @thehornyhousewifepodcast advertising thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

28 Helmi 202256min

It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long". Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasita Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN FORIA https://www.foriawellness.com/ 20% off with code THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 ASK ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

21 Helmi 202257min

Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers" written by u/happiesthubs. Part 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mpsbby/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/ Part 2 https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mq2tje/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I MADE A NEW IG Instagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Follow on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife Advertising thehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

14 Helmi 202244min

Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo Jordyn Try BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!! http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Code: JORDYN Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast tiktok @thehornyhousewife confess/request anon www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

7 Helmi 20221h

can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship. Take the Quiz to find out what your love language or your partners is at 5lovelanguages.com Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife

31 Tammi 202247min

Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up! Try ONE day FREE all BEDUCATED.com courses . (Access to 100's of courses) http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewife Coupon Code: JORDYN Follow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewife IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ Support the Show https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

24 Tammi 202251min

With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss! You can listen to Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones anywhere you enjoy podcasts, or link below: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-therapy-with-dr-jones/id1489854551 Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_ tik tok @thehornyhousewife

17 Tammi 20221h 1min

Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday. follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewife SUBMIT ANONYMOUSLY www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Foria Wellness (sex oil, suppositories etc) code: THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20 https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcast SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

10 Tammi 202243min