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The boys riff on warm up porn, nut baths, and Jack’s method to guarantee you have a wet dream. They also hear from a listener that took a left turn while jerkin’ it and try to figure out how to say cooter while you dirty talk. S C I E N C E. Hear the full episode and get instant access to over 180 bonus episodes for FREE ($5/month after trial) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

30 Touko 202311min

Support the boys and get an extra ad free episode every Friday for $5/month (free trial available!) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the neon icon himself - RiFF RAFF - to discuss why Florida rules, what it was like making music with Mac Miller, and why RiFF should have his own line of crayola crayons. They also hear from a listener with a step-mom problem and decide once and for all if aliens are real. See Trevor on tour at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com See Michael on tour at https://www.blaucomedy.com  Thanks to PayPal Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.JoinHoney.com/stiff Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

24 Touko 20231h 10min

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday AND behind the scenes bonus content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. Free trial on both! The scientists are back to get into the important topics of the day, like why are Waffle Houses horny? And are nachos a sexy food for a lady to order?  And can you ever ask a woman out at brunch? They also hear from a listener who has a lot of guilt and decide that it should be illegal to bring your dog to the gym.  Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first purchase when you download the app and make an account with code SOCKS. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 40% off your first box with code socks40 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks40 Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.goodr.com/socks with code SOCKS.  Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks

17 Touko 20231h 19min

The boys are back to yell about bringing babies to breweries, how mobsters have no sense of humor, and what the drunkest jobs in America are. They also wonder about getting fucked by a drone in a K-Mart and hear from a listener in an age-gap relationship. Hear the full episode and get instant access to over 180 bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

15 Touko 202312min

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday AND behind the scenes bonus content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks. Free trial on both! The boys are joined by Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine of Girls Gotta Eat to discuss some serious stuff - like how to tell your partner about your micropenis, why women can JO on planes, and how pegging isn’t really a relationship activity. They also learn about how Trev has improved his bedroom game and hear from a listener that sustained a pretty wild sex injury. Follow Girls Gotta Eat at https://www.girlsgottaeat.com Learn about Vibes Only at https://vibesonly.com Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off apparel at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

10 Touko 20231h 21min

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday AND behind the scenes bonus content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the hilarious Sam Morril to riff on the ugliest cities in America, almost getting robbed in Baltimore, and the best way to disappoint your parents. They also hear from a listener that is a professional member of the mile high club and try to figure out the best places to have sex in public in NYC. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on your order at https://www.goodr.com/socks with code socks Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.mysheetsrock.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get an instant deposit match up to $100 with our code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

3 Touko 20231h 23min

We've got a wild one --The boys riff on spicy link scavenger hunts, drunk philanthropy, and dropping dick off at FedEx. Blau also had a wild hookup and the boys discover an insane Onlyfans girl thanks to a listener submission. Hear the full episode, get an extra episode every Friday + bonus behind the scenes content for $5/month. Free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

1 Touko 202311min

Support the boys, get an extra episode every Friday, plus behind the scenes content and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo of Giggly Squad to illuminate some important truths:  like why girls give pretend rimjobs, why every dude is hard on a flight, and how it’s impossible to watch porn with your girlfriend. They also help listeners with approaching their fetishes and debate whether it’s ok to JO to your friends’ pictures.   Follow Hannah at https://www.hannahberner.com Follow Paige at https://paigedesorbo.komi.io Follow Giggly Squad at https://giggly-squad.com   Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase when you download the app. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks50 with code socks50 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.Shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS.

26 Huhti 20231h 18min