326 - Love and Lizards

Tim explains why many of you are wasting your life, and how you should be more effectively doing so. He talks his family's Thanksgiving traditions, how Youtubers are saving the world, why the American party is over, and the future outcome of the election. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow   OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:   👛 WALLETS: get 10% off a ridge wallet ▶▶ https://www.ridge.com/tim   🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim to get 20% off your first order ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ ⌚ WATCHES: Get 20% OFF and FREE SHIPPING ▶▶ https://www.vincerowatches.com/Tim 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon   🥣 CEREAL: Use code TimDillon for free shipping! ▶▶ https://magicspoon.com/timdillon   🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use promo TD ▶▶ https://bluechew.com/   💊 HEALTH: Use code TIM for 20% off sitewide ▶▶ https://omaxhealth.com/   🤖 MANSCAPED: Use code TIMD ▶▶ https://www.manscaped.com/   👨‍🦱 HAIR LOSS: ▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon   💎 JEWELERY : Use promo TIM ▶▶ https://www.anvilrings.com/   📦 SHIPPING: Enter code TIMDILLON ▶▶ https://www.shipstation.com/   🎧 HEADPHONES: For 15% off ▶▶ https://www.buyraycon.com/tim   🤳 COLOGNE AND SKINCARE: Use code TIM ▶▶ https://hawthorne.co/   ☕ MACK WELDON enter code TIM: ▶▶ https://mackweldon.com/   🧉 HYDRATE: ▶▶ https://www.drinkhydrant.com/TIM   👚 CLOTHING: ▶▶ https://fuct.com/   🛏️ BEDS: ▶▶ https://helixsleep.com/timdillon   🥇 GOLD: ▶▶ Text TIM to 474747   🚗 INSURANCE: ▶▶ https://gabi.com/timdillon   🚬 QUIT SMOKING: Use code TIM: ▶▶ https://lucy.co   🎹 MUSIC ▶▶ https://www.natebergmansings.com/   ⚓ NICK DAVIS'S PODCAST (BELOW DECK) ▶▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-below-deck-podcast/id1216741721   🏀 FANTASY SPORTS ▶▶ https://www.draftkings.com/ use code DILLON   💆THERAPY ▶▶ https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬   𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:   📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/   🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon   🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows   📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC161r7ShBvMxfyzCtiSMRbg   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬   ▶▶ Ed McMahon benavery33@gmail.com https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/ https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ #TheTimDillonShow   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

18 Loka 202059min

Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, documentaries about disenfranchised people, and why he's completely sick of the West. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Loka 202058min

Live from Nashville, Tim talks the AI Parkland video, explains why his opener got angry at him, why he might have to leave LA, and receives the news live about Trump on air. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 👛 WALLETS: get 10% off a ridge wallet ▶▶ https://www.r Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Loka 20201h 2min

Released by popular demand, this week Tim talks about what people really think about you if they constantly tell you to go vote, a journalist that tried to smear him in Esquire, defends a friend's right to make a living, and closes with a song of jubilee. Note: Tim has an out of body experience on the episode so cannot be held responsible for anything said. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dil Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Syys 20201h 20min

Tim teaches you this week how to start a fake business, being back on Keto, the downsides of living in California, and a Satanic AirBnB. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 👛 WALLETS: get 10% off a ridge wallet ▶▶ https://www.ridge.com/tim 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Orde Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Syys 20201h 3min

This week Duncan the Bulldog absolutely trashes the studio and shows no respect for 9/11, Tim talks the Netflix show Cuties, his interactions with influencers at Whitney Cummings's party, and the ending of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Syys 20201h 1min

Tim goes off this week on people that love the outdoors, the child he'd like to raise, the wealthy's perspective on the ongoing culture war, and Tim shows his support for the military! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 👛 WALLETS: get 10% off a ridge wallet ▶▶ ht Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Syys 20201h 15min

Live from a backyard in Montauk, Tim rants and raves as the wildlife and an annoying hedge fund neighbor cause problems. Tim talks the Rittenhouse situation, the ongoing New York City beef between Seinfeld and Altucher, and why Tim is rightfully a petty little pig. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Elo 202051min