💰 “UFO” — SpaceX’s Unique Financial Offering. Allbirds’ fallbirds. Alex Cooper’s Reality Games. +Typos for titans
SpaceX filed to go public… But this IPO will be a Unique Financial Offering.Allbirds sold for 99% off, from $4B to $40M… the big lesson is an inconvenient truth.lAlex Cooper is launching a reality TV ...
2 Huhti 22min
🎂 “i50th” — Apple’s b’day tribute. Estate Sales Entrepreneurs. Also’s $1B DoorDash bike. +ProteinPod
April 1st, 1976: Apple was born. We chronicle it through Steve Jobs… And tell ya what’s coming for the next 50.Gen Z is taking advantage of Estate Sale Arbitrage… they’re becoming Estate-trapreneurs. ...
1 Huhti 22min
🪩 “Austin Powers Effect” — The End of Trends. Louis Vuitton’s insane ship. Aluminum’s LaCroix crush. +Stolen KitKat Picassos
It’s been 30 years since Austin Powers, which was 30 years from the 1960s… That explains innovation today.Hold onto your LaCroixs: The Iran War popped Aluminum prices… It’s America’s fave metal.Louis ...
31 Maalis 22min
🙋 “Rent-A-Human” — AI’s wildest startup. KFC’s pickle plan. Predictions’ Corruption Detector. +Sleepcations
Bots proactively renting humans to do physical tasks for them?... “Rent-A-Human” is now a biz.KFC launched a pickle jacket… because the best marketers are trend foragers (be a truffle pig).March Madne...
30 Maalis 20min
👞 “Shoes Stay On” — Clear vs TSA. Uniqlo’s Dodger Stadium pitch. Pam Anderson’s anti-AI. +Fridge Ads
The winner of your 4-hour TSA airport line… Clear Secure. This is their one shot.Uniqlo is renaming Dodger Stadium & taking over America… with slow/fast fashion.What do Pam Anderson, Fruit Love Island...
27 Maalis 22min
🛌 “Air Mattress” — United’s premium pivot. Labubu’s bubble pop. Social media’s verdict. +Dogfooding
3 seats on 1 side of the plane can become a bed on United… Because they’re killing coach.Labubu stock dropped 23%… Will it end up like Mickey Mouse or Beanie Babies?The landmark cigarette-style social...
26 Maalis 22min
🦄 “+1,500%” — Secret SpaceX Stock. Gap’s AI hoodie. Salt & Stone’s Nascar deodorant. +Jargon Bulls**tmeter.
The Gap just launched AI shopping with Google… And Sam Altman’s got hoodie FOMO.A secretive venture capital stock already owns SpaceX & Anthropic… and it just IPO’d.The #1-selling deodorant on Amazon,...
25 Maalis 22min
🛒 “Always Optimal Prices” — Walmart’s algorithm patent. Babylist’s influencer store. Blackrock’s risk-on letter. +$400 Kelp Makeup DJ
Babylist is selling $500M a year to parents… and its NYC store has an influencer studio.Walmart’s making all of its price tags digital… Surge Pricing in Aisle 6?Larry Fink wants social security to inv...
24 Maalis 22min
