Episode 85

Welcome to Episode 85, the title of this week’s show. We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Look it up!

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(1:11) – Head over to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com. Pick your favorite zoo animals, read up on Miller’s latest beer rating, Coach’s pizza rating and, the debut of Dear Tiny! Marital advice, relationship advice, whatever you need answers to in life, we will answer your call!

(2:40) – Meghan Markle is back in the news via social media.

(4:27) - @newscientist headlines. The periodic table is due an ultra heavy upgrade.

(6:13) – New Year’s Eve recap. Could Coach have prevented a murder that night at Dominick’s? It’s our first Dear Tiny debate.

(11:12) – New Year’s Day doesn’t get much better. The car breaks down but a friendly tow truck driver saves the day.

(14:27) – Podcast Numerology. These people are all 85 years young…Ralph Lauren, Paul Hogan, Maury Povich, Jon Voigt, Lily Tomlin, John Cleese, Mike Ditka, Lee Majors and David Alan Coe.

(16:34) – Born in 1985…Bruno Mars, Roman Reigns, Anna Kendrick, Amanda Seyfried, Sierra, Gal Gadot, Ashley Tisdale, Raven Simone and Lana del Rey.

(17:36) – Number 85 in sports…Nick Buoniconti, Mark Duper, Antonio Gates, George Kittles and Chad Johnson. And who could forget Lastings Milledge for the Buccos!

(21:14) – Amusing Buffoonery. The Prince of Pittsburgh reads comments from friends posts on Facebook. “I used to be a crack whore, now I’m just a whore. Thanks rehab!”

(24:16) – “Why do teeth and eyeballs require their own insurance?”

(29:12) – “You ain’t no manger and go smoke your crack nobody like you anyway fat t*tty back b*tch!” Only the best on Facebook!

(30:13) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week

(30:25) – John McDougall, Edmonton police commissioner resigns after planned Portugal move made public.

(31:14) – Robert Langley gets stuck in chimney running from police.

(32:43) – Josh Williams O-H-I-O sportsmanship legislature would make flag planting a felony. What a douche.

(33:55) – A court in the Csech Republic ruled against the Church of Laughter for smiling on a photo ID.

(36:00) – The Movie Game

(42:36) – The Music Game, 51 in a row is at stake. No pressure!

(46:11) – Onions, Coochie & Cat Piss. This week it’s the women from New Years Eve…Michelle Pfeiffer, Hillary Swank, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Biel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara and Carla Gugino.

(1:00:39) – Samurai Chatter

(1:02:03) – Would you rather stay in on a snow day or build a fort?

(1:04:02) – Would you rather have Beyonce’s talent or Jay Z’s business acumen?

(1:05:26) – Would you rather get drunk with Joe Namath or Dan Marino?

(1:07:32) – Who would you rather have play you in a movie, Bill Murray or Sylvester Stallone?

(1:09:22) – Rodney Dangerfield quote