103 - Everything Is Tingly And Feels Different

This week on PGH Dive Bar Talk, we start with a conclaveof our own to decide the pope of the show. Thankfully neither of your hosts ended up in the emergency room.

(2:55) – Living Legend Zelda announces her presence withauthority. She wants everyone to head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com and claim your three favorite drinks to order at a bar.

(4:13) – @newscientist magazine

1. Creepy caterpillar wears insect parts as a disguise.

2. Ancient icebergs left marks at bottom of theNorth Sea.

3. Bats that walk backwards use their tails to navigate.

(6:18) – The Prince of Pittsburgh can’t help but bring upPrince Hukamuck and Meagan.

(7:29) – Coach ends up in the ER waiting room (everythingis just fine). Hear about the father/son interaction that he got to witness while he waited.

(10:16) – Dear Tiny

1. I’m making a trip to the Smoky Mountains forhiking and stopping halfway in West Viriginia for some sightseeing. Both the Grandview River Gorge and Southern Exposure Gentlemen’s Club are both equally convenient. Please recommend one and provide an agenda.

2. My partner, the Dutchess of Desire, has been suggesting we spice things up in the bedroom including thing s that require safe words, latex and harnesses used for rock climbing. Ideally, I want to pleaseher without dislocating a hip or traumatizing the cat. Can you help?

3. I seem to be having an issue with my businesspartner. Nothing I do seems to be quite right and that’s when he criticizes me the most. What should I do?

4. Every night, my wife is out late, going from barto bar…I really wish she’d stop searching for me.

(20:36) – Surprising nobody, Coach is an accomplishedheckler. He tells everyone the time he gave it to Van Snider after Bo Jackson wouldn’t give him any attention.

(27:35) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze

F1. Man obsessed with firefighters sets his house on fire.

F2. Man buys back his stolen Honda Civic without realizing it.

F3. Öklo, an Austrian company known for its environmentally-friendly portable composting toilets, is working with researchers in Vienna and a local brewery to produce a lager called "Öklopisner". It uses urine is collected from Öklo's mobile toilets, which they rent to building sites and music festivals.

(33:12) – The Movie Game

(37:46) – The Music Game

(42:18) – Would You Rather – Lindsay Lohan vs. Lindsey Vonn

(49:42) – Argy Bargy. No rest for the wicked.

(51:26) – Samurai Chatter

1. hat motivates you to go to work every day?

2. What is the next big step you need to take?

3. What makes you angry?

4. What is in your circle of competence?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote