123 - 1,000 Tons on the Sun

Easy as 1…2…3…Welcome to PGH Dive Bar Talk, the onlyCategory 5 podcast in the universe. You will not find another one. This week, your hosts tell you why it’s not all butterflies and rainbows living out in the country. Hear how they’ve had to battle nature in their respective homesteads. And hear the Prince of Pittsburgh complain about himself this week in ArgyBargy. And remember, tell ‘em where you got it. You ol’ hamburgs!

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(1:23) – A buttload of wine is 129 gallons.

(2:05) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athleteto wear #23? Black Jesus, Michael Jordan? LeBron James? Don Mattingly?

(4:20) - @newscientist Magazine Headlines:

1. The solution to persistent snot may be more snot from other people.

2. Smartphone use on the toilet may raise the risk of hemorrhoids.

3. Roughly 150 million years ago, baby pterodactyl flew into storms causing them to crash into lagoons and drown.

(7:30) – Coach had a good day yesterday. He went to see SpinalTap II: The End Continues (two thumbs up!), and overdid it on the popcorn. Whata day!

(13:40) – www.pghdivebartalk.com , remember, new surveys are up every week. Don’t be a Tiny, head over and tell us what you think. You can be part of the chart!

(16:23) – And now a word from Tiny…We are closing in on2200 subscribers on YouTube. So please, if you haven’t subscribed, please do so. It helps the show. Cheat the system and subscribe with every email you have, they won’t know! And we are still available on Spotify and iTunes for your viewing and listening pleasure.

(17:34) – Dear Tiny

1. I’m worried my panty hamster is about to close for good from a lack of use. What should I do?

2. What is a good gift idea for my wife for her birthday? Jewelry?

(23:36) – If that ain’t country…hear your hosts’ trials and tribulations of living in the country.

(35:15) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week Rapid Fire Edition. This is only the second time we’ve ever done this on the show. There’s too many facts to count. You’ll just have to tune in to hear them all!

(43:02) – The Movie Game

(47:33) – The Music Game

(52:01) – Argy Bargy

(53:24) – Hell’s Half Acre. Scarlett Johannson vs. Orthodontist Model

(58:54) – Samurai Chatter

1. Would you rather wear a suit of armor every time you go out or clown shoes all the time?

2. Assuming the pay is the same, would you rather be a teacher or a landscaper?

3. Would you rather have drinks with Yogi Bear or the Pink Panther?

4. You have a life raft and you can save one of these three from the Big Bang Theory: Sheldon, Leonard or Howard?

5. Rodney Dangerfield quote