rabbitHOLE 19 | Wordnesia

Wordnesia | Frogs | Math Teacher President

Ever stared at a word until it stopped being a word? That's where this week's rabbit hole begins—when Hillary's brain short‑circuits over the word speaker and takes a detour through psychology, frogs, and semantic satiation. 🐸💭

From there, the BIT crew spins a surreal chain of scenes featuring:

• Two frogs debating existence (and auditioning for a Budweiser commercial)
• A crappy math teacher turned football coach turned U.S. President
• Nine‑year‑old engineering prodigy designing roller coasters and performing surgery
• Captain  Mouse trying to make it big at Disneyland
• And a funeral so wild it probably shouldn't be this funny

Somewhere between linguistic collapse and theme‑park chaos, we even manage to learn why you should always show your work—and never praise your principal in private.

💬 Favorite Quotes:

🧠 "A frog does not repeat. A frog resonates."
– Actual comment from a frog fan forum (via Hill's monologue)

🧮 "Budget cuts is math, so if you get rid of the math teacher, maybe the budget works itself out."
– Coach Brent, Bad Math Teacher & U.S. President

🎢 "He flew off that rollercoaster and did three sick flips. It was so f*cking cool."
– A eulogy you'll never forget

🚫 APOLOGIES TO:

Frogs, Budweiser, Disney, Mickey Mouse, math teachers, grammar purists, law‑school pedants, lovers of the subjunctive tense, roller‑coaster engineers, safety inspectors, the guy who IRL flew off the roller coaster, Captain Mouse and the entire Mouse family, adjunct professors, insurance, semantic satiation, and anyone who still believes words have meaning.

rabbitHOLE is 100% unscripted and fueled by the BIT CREW's real-life internet spirals, nostalgic chaos, and shared trauma. If you enjoy the show, do your part:
👉 Follow, rate, and share with your most unhinged friend.

🎙️ CREDITS

Director/Creator: Billy Merritt
Producer/Editor: Hill Kane

CAST (in alphabetical order):
Terry Armstrong, Amber Bellsdale, Luke Bovard, Hill Kane, Brent Kohler, Don Slovin, Thea Marie Thorkildsen, Jim Tripp, Flannery Wilson,

Produced by: The BIT Comedy Network

Production + Graphics: Hill Kane, Raising Kane Media + Marketing

Music: "Shark Bait" by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller (1959-2025 RIP Friend)

📍 Hosted on Libsyn.com
📧 Contact: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com
©2024–2025 Billy Merritt | All Rights Reserved
"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt