Why do nuns all dress the same? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Hey listeners, it's Fan Edition Tuesday. I have compiled jokes recorded by our listeners through my voicemail service over the past week. Thank you to all those that called in! If you would like to submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in my show, just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393 1076 and leave a message on my voicemail with your best Dad Joke! I look forward to hearing from you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Elo 20226min

Daily Dad Jokes (09 Aug 2022) [Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here Daily Shower Thoughts website. You can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you! [Promo] Do you like triva quizzes? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I give you 10 questions to test your mettle. Each day brings a new category - Sports; Science; Art and Literature; Movies, TV and Celebrities; Music; and History. The Daily Quiz Show - Spotify The Daily Quiz Show - Apple Podcasts [Promo] Looking for a perfect gift for your Dad Joke? Get our "Dad Joke University" merch on Amazon! Click here to browse Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Ho2Me9, drunkguysbookclub, rug, HereToHelp339, 02K30C1, RemnantReturning, AndreTNY, EcksMarksDespot, soundchapp, thedeathwaiter, Neutrinophile, Thick-Driver7448, VERBERD Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today. Subscribe to this podcast via: Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Elo 20223min

Daily Dad Jokes (08 August 2022) - International Cat Day!  [Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here Daily Shower Thoughts website. Hello everyone, you can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you! Do you like trivia quizzes? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I give you 10 questions to test your mettle. Each day brings a new category - Sports; Science; Art and Literature; Movies, TV and Celebrities; Music; and History. [The Daily Quiz Show - Spotify](https://spoti.fi/3K67NXM) [The Daily Quiz Show - Apple Podcasts](https://apple.co/36Oeu2k) Looking for a perfect gift for your Dad Joke? Get our "Dad Joke University" merch on Amazon! [Click here to browse](https://amzn.to/3JMNoaf) Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on [Supercast](https://bit.ly/3GVWMpF). Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: TbhJustAnotherGuy, 13toycar, Aphex-Puddle, Ancient_Presence, buckdodger1, Patriotfan17, Past_Dragonfruit_191, Known_Donkey7889, nwa747, vallendusk, Gospel85, Truthseeker1969, Cadlinkr, MurderDoneRight, IronTemplar26 Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/5NfLgrnwRiGuysZSW3dtiR) and [Apple Podcasts](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sleepytime-nonsense-stories/id1606527787) today. Subscribe to this podcast via: [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/5p6BldcdtSApPMyjMlBoLr) [iTunes](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daily-dad-jokes/id1546700341) [Google Podcasts](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLmp1c3RjYXN0LmNvbS9zaG93cy9kYWlseS1kYWQtam9rZXMvYXVkaW9wb3N0cy5yc3M) [Youtube Channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC925wdkqmZDrpySofOujT2A) Social media: [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/dailydadjokespodcast/) [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/DailyDadJokesPodcast) [Twitter](https://twitter.com/DailyDadJokes6) [Tik Tok](https://www.tiktok.com/@dailydadjokespodcast) [Discord](https://discord.gg/fpcmG2MMzn) Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +25k daily streams? Contact us at [mediasales@klassicstudios.com](mailto:mediasales@klassicstudios.com) Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology ([http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/](http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/)) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Elo 20223min

Daily Dad Jokes (08 Aug 2022) [Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here Daily Shower Thoughts website. You can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you! [Promo] Do you like triva quizzes? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I give you 10 questions to test your mettle. Each day brings a new category - Sports; Science; Art and Literature; Movies, TV and Celebrities; Music; and History. The Daily Quiz Show - Spotify The Daily Quiz Show - Apple Podcasts [Promo] Looking for a perfect gift for your Dad Joke? Get our "Dad Joke University" merch on Amazon! Click here to browse Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Riverrat423, FrequentlyOdd, Sargeant0blivious, CoryEagles, seanosullivanuk, DoodDoes, SatisfactoryGrape, mistre_CleAn, 1anddone41, TheLifeOfRyanB, Hot-Campaign-4553, Eek132 Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today. Subscribe to this podcast via: Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Elo 20223min

Daily Dad Jokes (07 Aug 2022) [Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here Daily Shower Thoughts website. You can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you! [Promo] Do you like triva quizzes? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I give you 10 questions to test your mettle. Each day brings a new category - Sports; Science; Art and Literature; Movies, TV and Celebrities; Music; and History. The Daily Quiz Show - Spotify The Daily Quiz Show - Apple Podcasts [Promo] Looking for a perfect gift for your Dad Joke? Get our "Dad Joke University" merch on Amazon! Click here to browse Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Pessimist2020, gimlidorf, ayushp_0312, FAHQRudy, ilikesidehugs, ReallyWhatsHerBucket, bluestratmatt, ulubulu, wimpykidfan37, skeletonfart, No-Midnight2, kevindavis338 Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today. Subscribe to this podcast via: Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Elo 20223min

Daily Dad Jokes (06 Aug 2022) [Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here Daily Shower Thoughts website. You can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you! [Promo] Do you like triva quizzes? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I give you 10 questions to test your mettle. Each day brings a new category - Sports; Science; Art and Literature; Movies, TV and Celebrities; Music; and History. The Daily Quiz Show - Spotify The Daily Quiz Show - Apple Podcasts [Promo] Looking for a perfect gift for your Dad Joke? Get our "Dad Joke University" merch on Amazon! Click here to browse Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: ramseyyyyyyyy, Antifoul_Al, Momex17, Z-Doctor-E, Osirisis99, MrInfinitumEnd, NikonDexter, TGYHJDFGH, Leading-Finger7634, mrjackstell, Creepnpeeps, DatabaseSolid, paulvs88 Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today. Subscribe to this podcast via: Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Elo 20223min

You can check out Charlie Newhart here: Live Events: Reckless Sundays Website: ilovecharlienewhart.com IG: @iamcharlienewhart YouTube: CharlieNewhart About Charlie "Destiny Developer" Charlie Newhart is this generations' Exhorter and Motivator. For several years he was bullied and teased for wearing glasses and being an honor student. Before he had time to try and fit in he was diagnosed with Cancer at the age of 15. Five months after surgery he was told there were more Cancerous tumors in his body and another surgery was needed. Broken, depressed and hurt Charlie went in for the second surgery hoping it was the last. Through prayer, chemotherapy and God's Grace he came out healed at the age of 17. Even after all he went through at a young age he still chose to participate in illegal activities, womanize and self sabotage.   At the age of 23 he was shot at point blank range and nearly killed. This proved to be a turning point in Charlie's life but he still had a long road ahead. After a failed marriage he was a single Father with full custody of three kids at the age of 24. Unable to work due to injuries sustained during the shooting proved to be an opportunity to write and refocus. He connected with a church and recommitted to God.   Over time he wrote and acted in a stage play, then landed an agent who helped him book major roles in commercials, plays, voice overs and film. He has also written a life-changing book entitled. "I Love Myself" the 5 Keys to Successful Relationships which is proving to be a top seller for it's rich autobiographical content. In the book Charlie talks about how he overcame several obstacles and with the help of God chose to love himself in spite of it all.    Charlie's expertise in life, relationships and in business allows him to deliver intelligent, comical, powerful, life changing presentations that apply to Relationships, Sales, Leadership, Change, Self-Motivation and Destiny Development.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Elo 20221min

Daily Dad Jokes (05 Aug 2022) [Promo] Daily Shower Thoughts is a new podcast launched by myself and my co-host Lorelai Stewart. Join us for random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Pod links here Daily Shower Thoughts website. You can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you! [Promo] Do you like triva quizzes? Then check out my other podcast, The Daily Quiz Show, where I give you 10 questions to test your mettle. Each day brings a new category - Sports; Science; Art and Literature; Movies, TV and Celebrities; Music; and History. The Daily Quiz Show - Spotify The Daily Quiz Show - Apple Podcasts [Promo] Looking for a perfect gift for your Dad Joke? Get our "Dad Joke University" merch on Amazon! Click here to browse Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast. Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Bill-Ding2112, OvidPerl, isaikya, xxaxis, ilikesidehugs, mistreCleAn, 1401rivasjakara, Chasingdownthedevil, mistreCleAn, kickypie, The-MisterL Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today. Subscribe to this podcast via: Spotify iTunes Google Podcasts Youtube Channel Social media: Instagram Facebook Twitter Tik Tok Discord Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at mediasales@klassicstudios.com Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Elo 20222min