Luke and Pete Talking Sheet18 Marras 2025

“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?

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0:00 Come and see us LIVE!

3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table

8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”

18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?

27:00 “I loved skilled women”

29:38 The boys test their flexibility

33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime

38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)

44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score

49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in

1:03:11 Being ok with dying

1:09:25 “The comedy end game”

1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?

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