
đ„ł âThe Lassie of profit puppiesâ â Appleâs growth flip. Philip Morrisâ self-loathing. Louis Vuittonâs handbag record.
Apple just told us that its iPhone business is literally as big as Costco. Cigarette-maker Phillip Morris just asked the UK government to ban⊠cigarettes. And the biggest company in Europe is now luxu...
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đïž âNot PrimeCoinâ â Amazonâs Bitcoin drama. Hasbroâs secret movie. Lucidâs semi-zucking.
Bitcoin just jumped 15% after a PFWTM mentioned that Amazon will accept Bitcoin and then launch its own crypto⊠but then everything changed at 4:55pm. Hasbro shares jumped 12% on My Little Pony love, ...
27 HeinÀ 202116min

đ âAirbnb for Poolsâ â Facebookâs âMetaverseâ. Swimplyâs pool play. Kim-Clarkâs shrinkflation.
Facebook reports earnings this week, but the real story is that Zuckâs been building a Metaverse this whole time. Swimply just became the Airbnb for pools, and thatâs kind of a problem for Airbnb. And...
26 HeinÀ 202116min

đŻ âThe $50 Billion Burritoâ â Olympicsâ money. Chipotleâs 2 lives. The Opioid $26B settlement.
The Olympics kick off today in Tokyo, so weâre looking at who actually wins the Olympics. Chipotle stock just hit a record high because it just discovered itâs actually 2 different restaurants. And we...
23 HeinÀ 202120min

đ€ âFail Fast and Make Thingsâ â Teslaâs SuperChargers. Varsity Inc.âs payday. Twitterâs un-Zucking.
Teslaâs kept a profit puppy hidden from us the last few years⊠but now itâs giving it away to competitors? College athletes are about to profit off themselves, so we got off the bench to gameplan the ...
22 HeinÀ 202118min

đł âEl Duderino of the Pinsâ â Bowleroâs $2.6B. Pelotonâs 1st video game. Modernaâs Arya Stark.
Peloton just announced a video game because it needs you to stay on the bike like Donkey Kong is forcing you to. The biggest bowling alley on Earth is going public because the casual athlete has becom...
21 HeinÀ 202117min

đ© âWhy stocks dropped bigâ â The Dowâs 700-point plummet. Tractor Supplyâs chicken surge. Heroâs conversational commerce.
The Dow suffered its biggest drop of the year because the stock market narrative can change freakishly fast. Tractor Supply Company loves farmers, ranchers and chiclets (literally, lots of chickens) â...
20 HeinÀ 202118min

âš âWeâre ensconced in velvetâ â Soho Houseâs urban club IPO. Zoomâs translation deal. Fathomâs 3D revolution.
If you like working under a chandelier, then Soho Houseâs IPO has a Takeaway for you at its members-only club in Mykonos. Zoom just acquired a translation startup because itâs facing a 4-front war wit...
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