SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"

If we do encounter it, expect to be administered Type-C amnestics after the mission to prevent re-emergenceContent Warnings:  Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. TranscriptPatronsKingJay, Ceara, Cameron Newpher, Jeniffer Porath, Robert Linsenman, Isaiah Jetter, Jacob Hurley, Renpon, Zach Hollis, StinnyTime, Nika, Cooperburger, Seachtart, Marijn Berens, Dustin Luke, Ashton, Wolf Lord, Alec VanBuskirk, Paint_Guzzler, and sweetbeanbabe!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-2521  was written by LurkD“Creaking at the Seams” was written by RallistonScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Dustin ParsonsHammerhjead - Rissa MontanezStich - Stephen IndrisanoMidnight - Madeleine MooreMonty Chambers - Kayla TemshivDr. Thoreau - Daisy McNamaraPatty Demers - Nichole GoodnightChopper Pilot - Elissa ParkDr. Cullman - Chris Harris-BeechyTi’adght Ai’n - Vic CollinsArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris BeechyShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

6 Maalis 40min

Don't say xer name. Content Warnings:  Foul language, self-harm, gun-violence, and genocide. TranscriptPatronsNicvhole Wilson, TParis, GreyMatte, Tyler Bennett, Gregory Betti, Deathbymoth, Catherine Wahe, Christopher Maloney, Cheryl, Hunter Byford, EzraHiiro, Chelsie Diaz, Erica Bateson, Antonine Desillets, and Flizzard The WizardCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-2521  was written by LurkD“Creaking at the Seams” was written by RallistonScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Dustin ParsonsDr. Ross - Graham RowatD-8931 - Marquiz MoorePatty Demers - Nichole GoodnightMonty Chambers - Kayla TemshivTi'adhgt Ai'n - Vic CollinsD-8934 - Jesse HallSecretary - Daisy McNamaraPercival Darke - Ben CounterFirst - Brandon P JenkinsSecond - Anver MahmudThird - Ashlee JonesFourth - Scott PaladinArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaDialogue Editing by Daisy McNamaraTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris BeechyShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

27 Helmi 48min

Regarding Dracula is a  bite-sized audio adaptation of the horror classic, taking you through Bram Stokers 1897 novel  with a full cast of characters and deliciously terrifying sound design. It's one of my personal obsessions and it's about to be yours.Learn more: https://redracula.live/This episode featured Ben Galpin as Jonathan Harker, Sivan Raz as the Hungarian man and additional voices, Mihai Matei as the driver and additional voices, Madi Opincaru as the German-speaking traveller and additional voices, with additional voices by Ioana Adăscăliței, Graham Rowat as Peter Hawkins, and Karim Kronfli as Dracula. Directed by Stephen Indrisano. Dialogue editing by Stephen Indrisano. Sound design by Tal Minear. Produced by Ella Watts and Pacific S. Obidiah, with executive producers Stephen Indrisiano, Tal Minear, and Hannah Wright. A Bloody FM production.Transcript:  Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

21 Tammi 39min

SCP-8000 is a gigantic, serpentine entity resembling a "harbor seal." The entity resides within Site-322.The exact length of SCP-8000 is unknown as its majestic tail has never been located; however, estimates suggest it is about a furlong.Content Warnings:  Mentions of cannabilism, childhood trauma, and human extinction TranscriptPatronsDrsnooze, jorden337, D.J. Tate, Brittany Benson, Jonathan Nieto, S, Nick Beets, El Jefe Holmes, DJ Fishel, custard kream, Terra Green, and Francell Miller!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-8000  was written by PlaguePJPScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Daisy McNamaraLague - Tal MinearSCP-8000 - Rhys LawtonCimmerian - Jesse HallCoix - Nate DuFortHouse - Karim KronfliSCP-5595 - Vic CollinsLague’s Mother - Shelby NovakSCP-01-SEEK - Katrina PecinaSCP-04-SEEK - Brandon NguyenSCP-13-SEEK - Scott PaladinSCP-22-SEEK - Melissa LuskBlank - Anver MahmudChief Engineer Hartwell - Janine BowerAsheworth - Marquiz MooreThereven - Rhys TiradoO5-7 - B. NarrO5-2 - Elissa ParkO5-1 Kale BrownArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Chris Harris-BeechyComposer - Dana CreasemanShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

26 Joulu 20241h 16min

CP-3627 is a children’s music box... The word “ACROBATS” is written in capital letters on the front of the object. Below, a pane of glass protects two painted clowns connected at the hands to a rotating axle.Content Warnings:  Descriptions of a rotting corpse, consumption of putrescence, clown mentionTranscriptPatronsEmmett Baronciani, Dori, Alexis VanOosterhout, PneumaticYeti, Alex Collins, Gabe Lewis, Cami Klabough, GoldenEye, and Mojavesasquatch!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-3627  was written by Wildman8Script by Kevin WhitlockNarrator -Elissa ParkSCP-3627 - Ben Counter & Daisy McNamaraD-2213 - Kayla TemshivD-4256 - Stephen IndrisanoDr. Vargus - Brandon P. JenkinsArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Daisy McNamaraShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad MiskaPresented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

20 Joulu 202423min

SCP-4197 is a thirty-two-year-old woman named Doctor Sarah Veers, an acclaimed surgeon and known practitioner of cytomancy.Content Warnings:  Descriptions of surgical procedures, gun violence, and murder of a helpless person. TranscriptPatronsKeegan Harris, Zach Abbott, LynneThe Lynx, Tevod, Chris Wesley, Stikn, jaxmin, Sticky Jr, Lane Hutchinson, Jared Chastain, Connor Hilmore, and Randy!Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-4197  was written by DyslexionScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzSCP-4197 - Melissa LuskDr. Turner - Jesse HallDr. Virgil - Katrina PecinaIntruder - Russ MoreArt by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Derrick ValenShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad MiskaPresented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.comPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/scppodDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

6 Joulu 202426min

SCP-5549 is a sapient entity with ontokinetic abilities. End of file.Note: This file is subject to an information security lock-down by order of O5-11. The information contained therein cannot be accessed.Content Warnings: Coercion, Medical Torture, Mentions of ViolenceTranscriptPatronsSuperind, Mat, Jonathan Timm, Mothman_in_Black, David, Mdarth18, The Starry Eyed Frog, and Grendi_01! Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-5549  was written by RounderhouseScript by Kevin WhitlockJones - Rissa MontanezComputer - Nichole GoodnightSharp - Nate DuFortO5-11 - Giancarlo HerreraBoucher - Karim KronfliD-293 - B. NarrVoice - Jesse HallTejani - Sean BabapulleAdministrator - Katrina PecinaNovak - Kale Brown Art by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer - Daisy McNamaraShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska  Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

28 Marras 202451min

SCP-3553 is a recurring phenomenon affecting cardboard milk cartons distributed in the United States of America and the United Kingdom.Content Warnings: Loss of children, loss of fetus.Transcript:PatronsKeegan Harris, Chris Wesley, Wolf Lord, Terra Green, Stikin, Tevod, Jaxmin, and custard Kream Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-3533  was written by TuftoScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzDr. Fonesca- Nichole GoodnightDr. Fenchurch- Rissa Montañez.Robert Fenchurch- Tal MinearDr. Jones- Rhys Tirado Art by Eduardo Valdés-HeviaVideo produced by Dakota MillerTheme Song by Matt Roi BergerSound Designer -Dustin ParsonsShowrunner - Daisy McNamaraCreative Director - Pacific S. ObadiahExecutive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska  Presented by Bloody FMwww.Bloody-Disgusting.comwww.SCParchives.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_podStore: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.socialDiscord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZXTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

22 Marras 202420min