ASTRO SLUTS

We’re taking off our math caps and swapping them out for our throwback caps! We’re talking all things elementary and middle school this week. We kick off the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ ...

8 Maalis 20231h 1min

This week’s QUICKIE submission comes from a listener who is crushing on an aries firefighter. Our listener wonders if their aries venus is to blame for this fiery infatuation or if this relationship i...

3 Maalis 202312min

Conjunctions, sextiles, squares and more! In this episode we break down the five major aspects AKA those colorful lines on your birth chart. We start the episode with a game of ‘Talk Astro to Me’ wher...

1 Maalis 202357min

Get to know us! We let y’all run this episode and answer all your burning questions. From sharing our earliest memory together to calling out the sign with the worst style, get to know your co-hosts o...

24 Helmi 202323min

Ever wonder why you always fall for that one sign? Your vertex placement may answer that question. This week we dive into this obscure placement of fated connections. First we play a game of ‘Talk Ast...

22 Helmi 20231h

Grab your compass and protractors! Today we’re breaking down the circle (the birth chart) into 36 pieces (the decans). We kick off the episode with our morning announcements and share what the upcomin...

15 Helmi 202353min

Happy Valentine’s Day, sluts! To close out our Valentine’s Day quickie trilogy we’re playing cupid. We asked y’all to let us match you and you filled TF out of the google form. We kick off the episode...

14 Helmi 202321min

Welcome to part two of our Valentine’s Day quickie series! It wouldn’t be an Astro Sluts love fest without chatting about the most important kind of love - self love! We discuss how each venus placeme...

10 Helmi 202323min