
GW 34: Divining the Nuts and Bolts
Unsurprisingly, this episode centers around creating the perfect Free Hit team for GW 34. (And if you’re not using your Free Hit, hopefully the points we hit on will still be valuable in helping you d...
19 Huhti 202444min

GW 33: expected Negative Vibes
On paper, this upcoming gameweek seems like it’ll be the last relatively calm one before the inevitable chaos of the tail end of the season ensues. By examining what the best course of action might be...
12 Huhti 202440min

GW 32: What Rhymes With Mercutio?
As the title of this episode conveys, we are concerned this gameweek with what words rhyme with Romeo’s close friend in Shakespeare’s classic. The answer we present: TIOotIO (pronounced “ti-OO-shee-oh...
5 Huhti 202438min

GW 31: Wildcard Intricacies and Armchair Philosophies
The greater good has rarely outweighed my own self-interest. Specificity breeds universality. The ends justify the means. Are you confused because this sounds an awful lot like a philosophy podcast? N...
2 Huhti 202456min

GW 30: Spider-Man, Microphones, and the Wildcard
In this latest episode of the FPL Fortress, many exciting things happen: Jacob gets bamboozled, Jiayang successfully lands two puns in a row on the spot, and both work together to contemplate the stra...
21 Maalis 202451min

GW 28: Distrusting Your Intuition
A common piece of advice: trust your intuition. But when your intuition tells you that transferring Haaland out for Carlton Morris is an insane thing to do, don’t trust your intuition. Seriously, ther...
8 Maalis 202443min

GW 27: Biting the Bullet
Now that this round of the FA Cup has finished, the Gameweek 29 fixtures are finally confirmed—and boy, they do not look particularly exciting. In this episode, we conduct a thorough investigation on ...
2 Maalis 20241h

GW 26: Like a Knife Through Hot Butter
FPL is a game that’s often characterized by the feeling of disappointment. Cold, hard, and unadulterated disappointment. And yet, before every seemingly juicy double gameweek, it seems like we FPL man...
22 Helmi 202452min



















