
Help I Want To Chat You Up
There's a toast to radio royalty, a new job for Producer Ben and enough wedding updates to fill an entire series of podcasts. The G and Divas need help with wedding planning, name calling difficulties and how to take the step from small talk to first date. Luckily for them, William and Jordan are here with all of the answers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30 Elo 202248min

Weekend Release: Secret Golf Balls
In this week’s Weekend Release we hear back from listener’s whose correspondence has already been read out on some highbrow topics such as ham and cheese (or cheese and ham) toasties, train track facts, and giant golf balls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26 Elo 202215min

Help I’m Thinking with My Fanny
Everyone’s been having a tough time lately. William’s been having wedding related nightmares, the police have been knocking for Jordan in the early hours, and Producer Ben is so tired that he only remembered to paint the nails on one of his hands. Jordan’s also fully committing to the executive lifestyle with tales of driving a Tesla and an imminent departure to Ibiza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23 Elo 202245min

Weekend Release: M'Gooch
We're all used to Jordan struggling to pronounce words, less so William, but in this Weekend Release, they're both stumped. We also have a listener who's got a problem with the royal we and a solution for any of your bedwetting problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19 Elo 202210min

Help I Know A Vabber
This week Jordan regales William with stories about lost passports, missing books and the side effects of a Sri Lankan curry, while William attempts to raise the tone with a lesson on the grammar of Italian cuisine. There's something for everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16 Elo 202245min

Weekend Release: Sir Judi Dench
There’s a mountain of correspondence to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release involving thank you letters, scratchy kittens, and the very exciting knowledge that someone who is practically acting royalty is a listener to the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Elo 202211min

Help I'm More Postman Than Post Box
This week we find out how Jordan’s been coping with having his parents stay with him for a few days, William has a vent about some uncouth theatre patrons and their lack of etiquette, and the boys come up with possibly the most bizarre television idea ever. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9 Elo 202237min

Weekend Release: Party Sausage
There’s lots to catch up on in this Weekend’s Release including Jordan getting nostalgic about his time in the castle, whether you should say your going ‘up’ or ‘down’ to London (spoiler alert: William was wrong), and Jordan very kindly offers to make some homemade canapés for William's wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5 Elo 202215min