58: One Touch Really Is All It Takes
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc58_audio This week, Brooke and Connor are diving into the celebrity feud of the century: Hailey Bieber vs Selena Gomez. From the laminated eyebrows to salty Instagram posts, the only solution for this drama is to throw these two on a Wipeout course. Plus, they get deep and philosophical this episode because at the end of the day…one touch is really all it takes. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Cold Open 0:52 Intro 1:22 TMG Fantasy Stream 2:50 How Connor Beat Brooke In Fantasy 4:14 We Are Old AF 5:20 Happy Women’s Month! 6:22 A Horrifying ID Realization 7:14 Wet vs Dry Food 8:00 Should You Tip At Starbucks? 9:58 The Ethics Of Tipping 11:58 What Is Good With Starbucks Coffee? 13:00 Understanding Starbucks Sizes 15:47 Brooke’s Friends Visit Her 17:05 Tom Brady Needs To Chill 19:57 Cocaine Bear IS A Woman 21:50 Connor Gets Locked Out 26:53 Someone Broke Into Connor’s House?! 30:48 Burglary Exit Survey 31:38 Burglary Mystery Solved 33:18 Pee Break Interlude 35:45 Productivity Philosophy 38:52 Lady Gaga’s Lawsuit 41:04 What Would WE Do? 42:44 Loopholes In The Law 46:05 Selena Gomez vs Hailey Bieber 48:50 Put Selena and Hailey In The Ring 50:04 Our Toxic Traits 51:50 Just The Oil Change Please 52:41 Brooke Completes A New Year's Resolution! 53:53 Connor’s Erewhon Crash 55:17 Brooke’s Jaws Experience 57:19 Modern Day Philosophers 1:00:04 Andrew Garfield Is The Perfect Form 1:04:40 A Special Year For PR 1:06:05 Launching Brooke’s New Podcast 1:07:28 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 Maalis 20231h 14min
57: Tag Who You Want To Fark
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: http://bit.ly/3m2q8hu This week, Brooke and Connor are Burnin’ Up after spending the weekend with the Jonas Brothers! Brooke also breaks down the struggles of meeting your childhood tier 1 (aka avoiding them at all costs). Plus, Connor explains all the reasons why you should NOT eat shrimp. It has a poop sack. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://JoinHoney.com/bandc Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandc65 and use code bandc65 for 65% off plus free shipping! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Going Through Hyperfixations 1:58 Beta Fish Trauma 4:49 Intro 5:24 Welcome Back To BNCMAP 6:17 Sleeping Rituals 8:58 A Really Cool Weekend Recap 10:41 ZocDoc 12:21 Listening To The New Jonas Brothers Album 13:03 Casually Meeting The Jonas Brothers 14:48 Brooke Running Away From The Jonas Brothers 18:06 Getting Intimate With Joe Jonas 18:41 Connor Explains His Tik Tok 21:00 The Jonas Brothers Ride 23:04 Honey 24:09 The Jonas Brothers Concert 26:56 Connor's After Party 28:13 Brooke's Photo With Nick 30:39 How To Talk To Celebrities 31:39 Becoming Desensitized To Celebs 32:45 Watching Tiger Woods 35:20 Hello Fresh 37:58 What We Are Giving Up For Lent 41:09 Would You Rather... 43:17 Family Style Dinners Suck 45:55 Digestion Is A Mindset 48:55 Internet Discourse 50:26 Everything Is Bad For You 53:34 Connor's Car Crash 55:19 When Your Friends Become Professionals 56:47 Shrimp Are Gross 1:00:32 Seasonal Depression Is Back 1:01:57 Building A Shark Sanctuary 1:03:54 Avril Lavigne & Tyga Dating? 1:05:40 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23 Helmi 20231h 5min
56: Are Pets Children?
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc56_Audio Happy Valentine’s Day! This week, Brooke and Connor break down all the hard launches they saw on Instagram this week and give advice on how to navigate having a crush on your teacher. Plus, Brooke dives deep into her new life as a (guinea pig) mother. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://buyraycon.com/bandc TODAY to get 15% off your Raycon order! Visit https://awaytravel.com/bandc to start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials. Go to https://Prose.com/bandc and take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order today! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 The Radio Is Awesome 2:50 Intro 3:25 Stop Stealing Our Ideas 4:23 Bringing Brooke's Idea To Life 8:54 No One Thought We'd Be Back 9:32 Brooke Enters Motherhood 14:06 Raycon 16:45 Life With Frankie 18:49 Connor's Hamster Nightmare 21:05 Childhood Pets 22:54 Frankie's New Gifts! 25:52 Away Travel 29:12 Happy V-Day! Kinda 31:05 The Year Of The Hard Launch 33:12 Connor's Gift To Brooke! 34:00 The Best Detergent Ever 37:18 Prose 39:34 A New Invention Idea 40:45 SuperMega Crashes BNCMAP101 41:33 An Emotional Super Bowl 44:42 Brooke's Yips 46:49 No More Office Crushes 48:03 BetterHelp 49:47 Girl Bossing Too Close To The Sun 51:33 Super Bowl Ad Ranking 56:38 Serena Williams Hot Take 59:13 Getting Blue Balled By Rihanna 1:00:27 Rihanna's Outfit Analysis 1:06:36 AITA V-Day Edition 1:12:48 Doing Sexy Voices 1:14:12 OK Bye! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16 Helmi 20231h 10min
55: Getting High and Licking Dogs
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_video This week, Connor is a dad! He talks all about his new life as a dog dad and Brooke shares some insight on the science of dogs licking us. They also break down Build-A-Bear’s new After Hours collection, featuring some questionable pieces. And finally, has Harry Styles lost his allure? Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://TakeCareOf.com and enter code bandc50 for 50% off your first order! Check out https://Squarespace.com/BANDC for a free trial and use offer code BANDC to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/bandc65 and use code bandc65 for 65% off plus free shipping! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Making Out With Dogs 1:36 New Intro!! 2:04 Brooke’s WIEIAD 4:59 Welcome Back 6:11 Connor Is A Dog Dad! 8:52 Are Dogs’ Mouths Really That Clean? 12:57 Care/Of 14:32 Do You Kiss Your Dog? 18:19 Ghost Seeing Dog 20:56 Shopping While High 23:07 Corner Bed Adventures 24:50 Brooke’s New Invention 25:33 Squarespace 27:09 Weekend Recap 28:54 The Porno Hotel 33:28 Blacking Out At Weddings 34:58 The Bear Cave 37:56 BetterHelp 39:39 Is Build-A-Bear A Scam? 43:52 Quick Grammy’s Recap 46:51 Grammy Outfit Review 50:34 Ed Sheeran Lost The Plot 51:42 Hello Fresh 54:04 What Songs Really Mean 57:16 The Spy Balloon 1:03:20 Remembering Old Nickelodeon 1:06:38 What Is Object Permanence? 1:07:17 Three Identical Strangers 1:12:06 CHD’s Marketing Move 1:14:22 Ashton Kutcher Ick 1:15:20 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9 Helmi 20231h 13min
54: WE GOT INTO HARVARD!
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_video This week, Brooke and Connor pack their bags and move too…HARVARD! Following the one year of BNCMAP, Harvard was so impressed with all the groundbreaking work Brooke and Connor provided to their community and invited them to conduct research inside one of their libraries. We also get a glimpse into 2082 versions of BNC. Big things are happening! Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://whatdoyoumeme.com/letsgetdeep and use code BANDC to get 20% off your order. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/BANDC for 30% off your first order plus a FREE $60 gift! B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Old Open 7:11 Harvard...We're Here 11:36 Time To MAP 12:07 What Do You Meme 15:00 The Beginning of a New Era 17:09 Weekend Recap 25:32 Zocdoc 27:47 Tom Brady's Retirement 30:19 The NFL Conspiracy 32:50 We Love Jane Fonda 35:11 Library Tour Tease 36:07 Thrive Market 39:10 The Love Island Curse 41:17 Analyzing Tom Brady's Instagram 44:35 Brooke's YA Novel Idea 47:28 Jeffree Star's NFL Boyfriend 53:20 Tik Tok Mascara Drama 56:02 Scar Girl Drama 59:34 US Geography Challenge 1:01:12 The Mindy Project 1:02:41 Connor's Crazy Hawaii Trip 1:10:00 Communal Showers Are Wack 1:10:38 Airport Celebrity Sightings 1:12:23 The Pillars Of Ethical Clout Chasing 1:15:12 We LIVE Here Now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2 Helmi 20231h 14min
53: One Year of Making a P
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_video After a little LA earthquake, Brooke and Connor are shaking it up this week. Connor shares some of his future 2023 predictions, Brooke breaks down the Alix Earle phenomena that is blowing up on TikTok, and we bid adieu to the Green M&M. Oh, and they also rank the hottest character cartoon characters… Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BANDC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. #ad Get 20% off at @vincerocollective with the code [BANDC] at https://vincerocollective.com/BANDC Get PayPal Honey for FREE at https://www.JoinHoney.com/BANDC B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 The BBL Cow 1:18 Jesus’ Middle Name 3:25 The LA Earthquake 6:56 Pooping At Barnes & Noble 8:37 Meeting B&C Listeners IRL 11:28 ZocDoc 13:00 Murder Mystery Party 18:29 Getting High At Benihanas 21:49 Go Birds! 23:59 Vincero Collective 27:10 Explaining Twilight Rats 28:47 Connor’s 2023 Predictions 37:20 Honey 39:04 What Does Totalling Cars Mean 40:21 Taking Social Media Breaks 42:20 Understanding Alix Earle 46:55 Unrelatable Influencers 49:34 Dubai Influencer Trips 52:35 You’re My Alix Earle 54:47 Brooke’s Bday Party 56:51 RIP Green M&M 1:01:57 Hot Brand Characters 1:07:21 BBL Cow 1:08:40 Justin Bieber Sells Catalog 1:11:27 Humanizing Celebrities 1:17:04 RIP Panic! At The Disco 1:19:57 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26 Tammi 20231h 18min
52: Quiet Quitting Our New Year's Resolutions
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes:https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc52_Audio This week, Brooke and Connor have a lot to cover. From tech news to pop culture, they are covering all their bases to make sure you’re updated with everything going on in the world. Plus, Connor breaks down his plan to befriend his neighborhood squirrel and Brooke does NOT support the cottage cheese trend… Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BANDC and get on your way to being your best self. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Ussy of the Year 1:30 Brooke Is Always Singing 3:27 Becoming An Incest Pod? 4:34 Connor’s Stand Up Set 7:28 Connor’s Dry January 7:55 Nipple Rocks 10:41 Analyzing The Malibu Audience 11:49 Connor Fumbles On Stage 14:05 Brooke Gets Wine Drunk 15:05 BetterHelp 16:52 Tuscan Blend Promises 18:10 Connor’s Fans 19:03 Connor Finally Moves 21:41 Brooke’s Mountain Trip 23:19 The New Cottage Cheese Wave 26:09 Cottage Cheese Taste Test 30:44 Cortado Supremacy 31:53 Befriending A Squirrel 33:15 Brooke’s Postmate Delivery 35:15 Squirrels Are Little Robbers 35:57 Brooke Calls Connor Out 37:55 New New Year’s Resolutions 45:05 Developing Growth Mindset 45:38 Andrew Garfield & Chicken Shop Date Amelia 50:42 Paying For Tinder Subscriptions 54:21 Taylor Swift At The 1975 57:27 Analyzing Fangirl Culture 1:01:07 Science Corner 1:02:37 Word Of The Year 1:06:34 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
19 Tammi 20231h 10min
51: Matty Healy Sucked Your Finger, WYD?
MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes:https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc51_audio This week, Brooke and Connor are diving into everything (and everywhere, all at once). They break down the different branches of government and define what exactly the ozone layer is in science corner. Plus, Brooke gives a detailed analysis of Matty Healy’s thumb sucking performance. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc Go https://HelloFresh.com/bandc21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping! Visit https://Prose.com/bandc for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off. Go to https://AwayTravel.com/bandc to start your 100-day trial and shop the entire Away lineup of travel essentials. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 We Got A Letter 1:00 Cycle Synced Sisters 2:47 Drinking Too Much Beet Juice 4:50 Connor’s Job Rejection 6:02 Interviews Are Fun 9:07 How The Government Works 11:33 Getting Invited To The White House 12:01 HelloFresh 14:39 Getting On The FBI Watchlist 16:03 Connor’s Weekend Update 19:03 Connor’s Nerves 19:42 Brooke’s Weekend Update 21:04 Brooke’s Car Smash 25:12 Prose 28:17 Change Your Mindset 30:04 First Car Accidents 34:06 Pee Break 34:31 Passing Out In Public 38:57 Away Travel 41:22 Exposure Therapy 43:23 Golden Globes Recap 53:10 Going To Justin Bieber’s Church 53:53 Science Corner 58:48 In Defense Of Matty Healy 1:02:14 Your Celeb Crushed Sucked Your Finger… 1:03:16 The Green M&M Is Back 1:05:43 EmRata and Eric Andre Update 1:06:50 Brooke Predicted Lewis Capaldi’s GF 1:10:03 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12 Tammi 20231h 7min
