Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast

Our coverage of ch. 3-5 is day-old and stale, like the croissants paving the streets of Fantasy France. Due to an Audacity tragedy, we'll never have a joke as good as "I Went Through the Human Meat Gr...

23 Elo 202138min

The first two chapters of Crown of Swords are pretty, well ... bad. We discuss Rand and Perrin's inability to make different decisions, the Aragorn Filter, Paul Bettany's Bum, the Magical Honor System...

16 Elo 202144min

The CoS prologue is dense, and so is this episode. We talk about the Hubris of Towers, the Fisher King, RJ's oblique references to "The Vileness," Gawyn's Telescope, the Anti-Balwer, and Little Popes....

9 Elo 202142min

We're back and reading the Crown of Swords! By way of introduction, we talk about Ghost Horses, Throwing Tropes at the Wall, Lady Saruman, the Magic People Saturation Point, Darrell K. Sweet's Sensory...

2 Elo 202144min

Lord of Chaos is finally over! Discussion topics of ch. 55 and the epilogue include: Emily's Last Words, the Faceless Horde of the Shaido, Magic Meat Grinder, the Sliding Scale of Ethics in Magic Warf...

17 Touko 202145min

This episode might get us canceled. For ch. 53-54, we talk about Teen Wolf Disease (Not Lycanthropy), Perrin's Mood Ring Nose, the Lobotomy Tent, how to Team Lift Your Marriage, and Shaido: Clone Wars...

10 Touko 202147min

Discussion points for ch. 51-52 include: Kidnapping Slam Dunk, Rand's Incel Vibes and his "Big Mommy Milkers" (thanks, TikTok), the Virgin Age, Snickers Commercial Lan, and the ongoing need for a Ward...

3 Touko 202145min

In chapters 49 and 50, the Salidar embassy uses Big Gandalf Magic, Rand forces everyone to Evacuate Caemlyn, Hashtag Bully Lives Matter, Aes Sedai use the Bloody Mary Rule, and our printer is a Romanc...

26 Huhti 202142min