Aesthetic Lava (FF3 Part 7)
Onward to the Labyrinth of Ancients and Syrcus Tower! We fight a Titan made up of four Gastlies then touch another crystal and are imbued with exciting new vocational skills. Remy timeloops back to Eu...
21 Maalis 202548min
Vs. The Nine Foot Tall Twink (FF3 Part 6)
Mike acquires some summon monsters. We get a rad new airship that comes with guns and a free bed – but who services the Invincible's vending machines? How does Unei use dream mastery to clean up som...
7 Maalis 202553min
Whoa There, Delilah (FF3 Part 5)
Four geezers save us from exploding shoes then trick us with shrooms. Goldor, who likes gold, throws his evilest money at us. Bards sing some tunes. We get shot down in Saronia for interrupting a h...
21 Helmi 20251h 1min
Excessive Generosity (FF3 Part 4)
The mystery of the gysahl greens is revealed! A piano is played. We bask in our sheer confusion re: fundamental aspects of these player characters' identities. Which of these lil dudes gets invited ba...
7 Helmi 202548min
Publish Then Perish (FF3 Part 3)
You know what? Let's keep playing this game and nab that fire crystal. Experiments are conducted to answer questions from last episode. Lali-ho! Dwarves have more hats. We bought a bunch of Gutsco Pro...
17 Tammi 202557min
Tree Roaming the Desert to the West (FF3 Part 2)
First we cast toad. Now we become the toads. Plus, honeys, we shrunk ourselves! Hey, what's in this gnomish bread? Also a snake attacked. It hurt us. It hurt us real bad. Can we hurt it real bad? Prob...
3 Tammi 202548min
It Came from the Gutter (FF3 Part 1)
The CRYSTALS speak! The podcast has begun a new game, a Fantasy so FINAL that it can only be undertaken by four brave ONION KNIGHTS (whatever they are). MIKE offers the most revolting description of t...
20 Joulu 202450min
Double Dadless (FF2 Part 6)
Cyclone devastation! "Everyone is dead." How many father figures can one game kill off? Let's finish Final Fantasy II before it gives us the depressions. Mirrors summon dragons. We kill the Emperor. (...
6 Joulu 202449min
