JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

When we recently took our podcast on tour, we asked our audience to submit their deepest, darkest confessions for us to react to live on stage and decide whether we could grant forgiveness or not! There were so many to choose from and we thought it would be a shame to not go through some in a podcast episode! There's confessions about public cunnilingus, drug smuggling, mocking a disabled person, self checkout theft, vampire role play, and more. You lot are wild... If you want to submit your own confession and have us react to it LIVE on stage, tickets to our show are available at happyhourlive.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Huhti 20231h 28min

For our first episode of Series 8, we're joined in our brand new studio by comedian Romesh Ranganathan! Before honing his craft, Romesh was a teacher, and he shares how he accidentally locked a child in a cupboard and what happened when his pupils found his X-rated stand up set online! Romesh also tells us two of his most embarrassing moments, both involving Judo, as well as an awkward spa experience. We also chat A League Of Their Own, Patrice Evra, Tony Bellew, plus Romesh is the first guest to test out our brand new Big Red Button! *cue audience oooooohs* Romesh also talks us through each of his Taskmaster challenges, and there's quite a lot of cheese pasty chat... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Huhti 20231h 41min

We're bringing back "Dragons' Dean" and investing in YOUR inventions! You lot have created concepts to make cooking, decorating and even pooping a more pleasant experience! Which of us has invested in the "Sniffer Differ"? Who liked the sound of transparent eyelids? And why did one of us blow half of our budget on an idea we didn't even rate? Check out our other "Dragons' Dean" episodes (#177, #301 and #309), plus our interviews with ACTUAL Dragons' Den investors Deborah Meaden (#213) and Steven Bartlett (#257)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Huhti 20231h 24min

We're discussing more "Am I The Asshole" scenarios, and this episode is covering everything from "Pooh-bearing" and gym envy, to jealous exes and cock shaped cakes! There's a husband who is hiding a HUGE financial secret from his wife, a pet who is seemingly offended by his owner's kinks, someone who took an online challenge too far, and a couple who are accidentally ruining their own wedding day... but are they arseholes?! If you loved this and want more episodes of us debating "Am I The Asshole" scenarios, we cover even more of these in episodes 344 and 248! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Maalis 20231h 37min

Finally it's time for JaackMaate to share why he reckons he would be a great fit for President of England! There are plenty of proposed changes to the law, including which accents people can use, and what you can't post on Facebook. Jaack is also changing the entire school curriculum, adding a man cave to Downing Street, and sharing his unusual method of segregating the population. Plus Jaack shares how he "accidentally" got caught up in a drug deal?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Maalis 20231h 22min

It's Alfie's turn to pitch to us why he should become President of England! From boxing matches with politicians, to mankinis in Downing Street, Alfie is making a compelling argument. But not before treating us all to a story about his leaking gas... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

23 Maalis 20231h 13min

Stevie White is becoming the President of England! With a party name and slogan to choose, new laws to bring in, and prisoners to pardon, there's a lot to dive in to! Stevie shares exactly how he will be using flash mobs, Brian Cox, and blowjobs to control the nation. Plus Jaack shares an upsetting update about his newborn, and why social services should probably get involved… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 Maalis 20231h 24min

In our final GOATs Of Everything, we're covering letters V-Z, with the best video game, website, extreme sport, YouTuber and zoo animal (can you tell we struggled with the shite letters of the alphabet?!) Plus Jaack shares exactly how he feels after becoming a father to a surprise newborn with very high demands... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

16 Maalis 20231h 30min