
2026.02.12: Drone Adjacent
Burnie and Ashley discuss I-5 commuters, hypocritical driving, nuance dogpiles, lazy touchscreens, El Paso airspace, anti-drone weapons, curse jokes, James Van Der Beek, convincing doctors, needing da...
12 Helmi 21min

2026.02.11: Discordant
Burnie and Ashley discuss financial alien warnings, toddler energy, Discord drama, teen by default, TUCOWS, old school apps, mIRC, pre-investment sanitation, open source, Stoat, and special chargers.
11 Helmi 27min

2026.02.10: Savoring Anticipation
Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic records, call for questions, the Dream Team, momentary records, World Record Holders, Burnie's Two World Records, knocking over a glass, learning embarassment, Highgu...
10 Helmi 28min

2026.02.09: Bowling For Dollars
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Super Bowl, Super Bowl commercials, kids being commercial-free, Super Bowl movie trailers, and more.
9 Helmi 32min

2026.02.06: Standardized Crotches
Burnie and Ashley discuss perfect months, Olympic flaps, luggage weight, Lego Haily Mary, showing kids old stuff, Dispatch censorship, Dungeon Crawler Carl, spoiler etymology, Quick Resume, and Winter...
6 Helmi 29min

2026.02.05: Rumored By AMD
Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic nachos, and hating your team.
5 Helmi 20min

2026.02.04: Disney Adulting
Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting, Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, Congo, Hele...
4 Helmi 29min

2026.02.03: Double By Halving
Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.
3 Helmi 25min



















