Remote Station Seven

We firmly believe a one party system takes the anxiety out of your voting experience.

18 Joulu 202415min

Broadcasts will continue despite the government-enacted confiscation of radio devices. If you are caught listening to our broadcasts during this process, appropriate punishment will be forthcoming.

11 Joulu 202413min

Would you like to be featured on our new program Let Me Tell You About Myself? You have only a 25% chance of being arrested for expressing subversive thoughts, so why not come to our studios and let o...

4 Joulu 202415min

Tired of the same old headlines? That’s what happens when you have an endless war waging beyond the borders. It’s the burden of your citizenship.

27 Marras 202417min

Join the Remote Station Seven Debate League and compete to see who can argue in favor of the state better than anyone else. It’s also a great opportunity to uncover dissidents. Plus delicious snacks!

20 Marras 202419min

You cannot have free speech without unfree speech. You cannot have free thought without unfree thought. This is just the natural balance of the universe.

13 Marras 202412min

Want a free t-shirt? Why not join our Youth Truth Squad? Join your peers in marauding citizens with Approved Opinions and get one of our stylish t-shirts that will prove you are part of the crowd!

6 Marras 202418min

You have the right to forfeit your rights. That is your ultimate right as a citizen.

30 Loka 202414min