Feels Like Christmas
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! All that other jingle jangle jackassery. We're warping to the year 2017 to talk about this...really...I mean. It certainly is a song about Christmas. That, we can guar...
25 Joulu 202246min
I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
Get ready for Hooked on Panic! Check out “I Constantly Thank God For Esteban” and listen to our mischievous tales of religion. Time to get our white boy on. Here's some stuff from the show you might l...
20 Joulu 202256min
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
That's right. It's here. THE Song. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies." Join us at the Dark Carnival... Here's some stuff from the show you might like to know: Listen on SpotifyListen on Apple MusicBrendon "...
13 Joulu 202258min
But It's Better If You Do
What happens when you talk about "But It's Better If You Do," a song about going to a strip club and not wanting to be there? Well you tell awkward strip club stories and backpedal really hard about h...
6 Joulu 202254min
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Give a little poot poot in celebration! It's time to talk about this album's most edgelordiest song "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off." Clive Owen starred opposite ...
29 Marras 202259min
Time to Dance
Fair warning: We talk about “Time to Dance” (or “Survivor: Time to Dance” if you ask Adam) and it gets rapidly chaotic. It’s about a Chuck PAHLAHCHJDHDHDHDHDNUIC book. And that book is similarly chaot...
22 Marras 202249min
Camisado
Trigger Warning: Hey! Another one of these. This song is inherently about alcoholism, being hospitalized for it, and offers a kind of cynicism about the treatment of long-term alcoholics. We tell some...
15 Marras 202249min
Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
A doozy of a trigger warning, peppered throughout: Addiction, prescription drugs, rehab and hospice care, medical misdiagnosis, medication of depression and anxiety, brief mentions of suicide, a long ...
8 Marras 202249min
