278: GeHOGuessr (Celeb flight tracking, Worst app ever?, Stolen valor pandas)
The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100! Thanks to Load Boost for sponsoring this ep. Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Thanks to Factor for sponsoring. 50% off 1st box/20% off next month w/ code socks50 at factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off first month at betterhelp.com/socks
15 Touko 20241h 17min
277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)
Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes. Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/ Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.BlueChew.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks
8 Touko 20241h 22min
276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)
The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt. Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socks Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
1 Touko 20241h 23min
275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)
The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife. Thanks to Mood for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at hellomood.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Use code stiffsocks at https://www.pxg.com/stiffsocks to save 10% on apparel.
24 Huhti 20241h 7min
274: Rap Beef & Bone Broth ft. 24kGoldn (Kendrick vs. Drake, AI Song Generator, Clone-A-P*ssy Plus)
The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius. Find and follow 24kGoldn: https://24kgoldn.com/ Get an extra wild BONUS Stiff Socks episode every Friday for $5/month (dollar an episode??) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks
17 Huhti 20241h 27min
273: DoorDash a D*ck Doc ft. Noel Miller (Intimate medicine, Scaring Daniel Ricciardo, Ancient s*x toys)
Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph. You can watch Hot Laps and Noel’s special at https://www.youtube.com/@noelmiller Find TMG and everything else at https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS to find and book a top-rated doctor today. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com/socks
10 Huhti 20241h 32min
272: Alpha Brain'd at Margaritaville (Huberman hoes, Fake standup, Piped by McMeth)
Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.
3 Huhti 20241h 16min
271: Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)
"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off apparel when you use code socks at checkout: https://www.pxg.com/socks
27 Maalis 20241h 23min
