Stiff Socks

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama.  Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Seat Geek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card for you at https://www.creditkarma.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

4 Touko 20221h 11min

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress and 2 free pillows at https://www.HelixSleep.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS.

27 Huhti 20221h 3min

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE.

25 Huhti 202213min

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere.  Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.hellofresh.com/ with code socks16. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

20 Huhti 20221h 8min

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a.  Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Super Speciosa for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.GetSuperLeaf.com/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.creditkarma.com

13 Huhti 20221h 7min

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves  BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club.  They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether  or not they would be able to give birth.  Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

11 Huhti 202211min

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

6 Huhti 20221h 14min

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step  dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

4 Huhti 202211min