099 Pet Sematary: Every Horror Movie Starts With a Realtor
The Pet Sematary elevator pitch: Big Rigs. Evil ReMax agents. Leaving kids in the car. Sometimes dead is better...100% of the time. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they check out the latest Steven King...
8 Huhti 20191h 16min
098 Frailty: I Want More McConaughey!
The Frailty elevator pitch: Bad parenting. An ax named Otis. Lax child labor laws. McConna-Soze. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and special guest Drew Yari as they discuss visions, angels and ax names wh...
1 Huhti 20191h 27min
097 Us: If You Have Fear In Your Heart...
The Us elevator pitch: Getting five on it. Family trips to the beach. Masks that will give you nightmares. Too many rabbits to not be creepy. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they hilariously debate wh...
25 Maalis 20191h 18min
096 Leprechaun in the Hood: Sean Jean Connery
The Leprechaun in the Hood elevator pitch: Ice-T has bills to pay. We somehow go from outer space to Compton. The Leprechaun has the worst rap name of all time. The Leprechaun raps the worst raps of a...
18 Maalis 20191h 30min
095 The Final Girls: Tinker Tailor Soldier Virgin
The Final Girls elevator pitch: A better Last Action Hero. Adam Devine cracking jokes. Hilarious slow-mo scenes. A very sad striptease. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they review Unsuspecting Victim ...
11 Maalis 20191h 19min
094 Planet Terror: A Grindhouse Texas Independence Day!
The Planet Terror elevator pitch: Bruce Willis' bubbling face. Down home Texas zombies. Fergie-delicious. Machine gun legs. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they celebrate Texas Independence Day with th...
4 Maalis 20191h 35min
093 Saw 2: Li-Saw Returns to the Puzzle Palace
The Saw 2 elevator pitch: Strange poison gasses. Literal gun safes. Mudvayne. SO MANY NEEDLES. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and the return of Li-Saw as they explore the twisty turns of Saw 2 and reimag...
25 Helmi 20191h 21min
092 Happy Death Day 2U: Valentine's Day for the Whole Family
The Happy Death Day 2U elevator pitch: Tree grows as a character. Back to the Future 2 references. Even more time loops. Acting blind while French. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they talk, as they ta...
18 Helmi 20191h 17min
