Chatty Planties Under Twin Suns | feat Maren Hunsberger
Turns out plants are absolute CHATTERBOXES! They talk so much that they make Julian look like a silent partner (he’s not). Instead, he uses a silly German accent to accost our guest Maren Hunsberger a...
22 Touko 202557min
Americas? Gone. Half the Population? Gone! My Keys?... Uh Oh.
Let’s just wait a minute while everyone logs on… just a miiiiinnuuuuute, OK do we? I think… Yes, we have everyone! Welcome y’all to our weekly corporate roundtable, before we get started let’s all do ...
15 Touko 20251h 34min
"I Flick My Space Boogers at You" - the Sun, Probably
Ever notice that our fingers seem to fit perfectly in our nostrils? Is... is that supposed to be like that? Our Patreon subscribers picked this little gem so Trace dug deep to find an answer. Then Jul...
8 Touko 20251h 6min
TAPE Classic | Rump-Shaking Dyslexic Shrimp | feat. Dr Virginia Schutte
Hi All! Trace and Julian are taking a bit of a break this week but fear not, we still have some content for you! This is one of our favorite old episodes where Julian learns the REAL alphabet, also kn...
1 Touko 20251h 31min
Internally Screaming Until Leap Year
This episode Julian tries to think of an even better calendar (too bad "Julian Calendar" was already taken) and Trace thinks a thought so hard his head hurts.QUESTIONSJulian: "Is there a better calend...
24 Huhti 20251h 6min
Belting Fly Brains and Melting Gold with Rain
Let’s get ready to RUMMMMMMMBBBLLLEEE!! In this corner, we have a normal human who is definitely not a psychopath, and in the opposite corner we have… a fly. Just like, a fly. Also Julian is here and ...
17 Huhti 20251h 14min
Going Full Goron on the Himalayas
Tonight our chefs have prepared an all-natural pasture-raised and pristine ivory-hued plutonic entree, slow-cooked under rich, Indian-spiced tectonic compression for 50 million years, adorned with a c...
10 Huhti 20251h 11min
Forever and a Hair
In this episode, we learn Julian used to wear fedoras. He says, it’s been forever and a day, but I’m going to wait a Planck beard-second to see if that bears out. Before that, Trace combs through the ...
3 Huhti 20251h 21min
