Scryfall Randoms
The Timewaster 9000 crew is back to talk about...cards. Just cards. We're on the beautiful search engine Scryfall and slamming the random button, talking about anything and everything that comes up. J...
24 Helmi 1h 21min
The Commander Banlist
The Timewaster 9000 crew takes on the arduous task of figuring out every single card on the EDH banlist, and seeing if we can make heads or tails of it. Tune in to hear us chat about wasting people's ...
19 Helmi 2h 21min
Cards That Need Some Love
Miller and Alex celebrate the upcoming Valentine's Day in their own special way, by showing love to cards that don't get it as much anymore. Tune in to see the gang talk about bad midrange decks, card...
10 Helmi 1h 24min
Our Fan Formats
The gang is stuck in the computer, so why not look around the world wide web at our favorite home-made ways to play Magic? Miller and Alex go through several formats of their own design, talking about...
10 Helmi 1h 35min
Ranking the Sets of 2025
The crew is back to talk about everything that came out in 2025, and since we're disgusting little piggies who love to dig around in the mud, we're presenting it as a TIER LIST!!Join Miller and Alex a...
29 Tammi 2h
Art Critics
Join Miller and Alex for a delightful dive into the dizzying highs and horrifying lows of Magic: the Gathering art. The crew has become more sophisticated than ever, so tune in to hear our opinions on...
21 Tammi 1h 3min
The Lorwyn Eclipsed Awards
LORWYN IS BACK! The Timewaster 9000 crew is so excited about the set we took a whole episode to talk about cards that stood out to us, good and bad.Join us as we wax poetic about how Old Stuff is Good...
13 Tammi 1h 12min
Emergency Draft
Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards?Join the cr...
7 Tammi 1h 15min
