“MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS”
A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls...
25 Touko 20251h 36min
“MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE”
I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to...
21 Touko 20251h 43min
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS”
On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And othe...
18 Touko 20251h 37min
“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”
A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the gras...
14 Touko 20251h 23min
“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”
A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg. I burnt the cake. I am a gecko. Send an email to th...
11 Touko 20251h 3min
GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park
I went out to talk to people at the park as a gecko. Those people include a traveling videographer who just returned from El Salvador, a guy who grew up in NYC during the 70s, a rap genius, a lady fro...
7 Touko 20251h 34min
BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY
A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike. Afterwards I catch up with a guy who came on stage as one of my favorite int...
4 Touko 20251h 34min
“I WANT TO DO NOTHING”
A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but i...
30 Huhti 20251h 38min
