“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?”
A caller and I dissect social interaction, then we hear from a lonely DJ, a caller planning her first solo trip, a colonoscopy guy, and Tony. It’s a nice episode. Do not touch the grass. I am a gecko....
26 Maalis 20251h 16min
LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back)
A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life stuff. Afterwards a caller and I get very meta a...
23 Maalis 20251h 25min
“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN”
A caller reflects on losing his sanity while out at sea for multiple weeks as an Alaskan fisherman. Afterwards a caller breaks his thumb in a mosh pit, a return caller catches me up on unexpected part...
19 Maalis 20251h 17min
GECK IRL: “IS MURDER BAD?”
I figured out the way to beat depression is to go outside, so I went outside to talk to people as a gecko at Washington Square Park in NYC. Going outside is sick. Those people include a lady visiting ...
16 Maalis 20251h 25min
“MY MOM RAN AWAY TO DISNEY WORLD”
A caller is habitually cheated on, a caller’s mom runs away to become a Disney influencer, I argue with a caller about bitcoin and God, and a final caller talks about his life studying ocean trash. I...
12 Maalis 20251h 1min
“I SOLD MY HUSBAND”
I talk on the phone with the woman who married her horse in last episode’s Geckmail. She catches me up on their marriage, her life philosophies at 60, and her next big adventure involving a mobile cam...
9 Maalis 20251h 15min
GECKMAIL: “I MARRIED MY HORSE”
Email topics include marrying a horse, a never-ending Tinder date, solo-traveling, and a bunch of other stuff. I like geckmail. I hope you like it too. I am a gecko. I wonder how many windows you can ...
5 Maalis 20251h
GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR”
GECKMAIL: “I SEXTED MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR” Email topics include sexting your driving instructor, corporate greed, the comedown after touring, rehab, bidets, and other things. I am a gecko. There was ...
2 Maalis 20251h 1min
