“I BLEW OFF MY HAND”
A caller reflects on blowing his hand off with a firework 2 weeks ago and how it’s changed his life, then a final caller talks about how training to be a tattoo artist has killed their dreams.I hope t...
3 Maalis 202459min
“I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT”
A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships.Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a...
28 Helmi 202452min
THE DISCORD GIRLFRIEND
A caller tries to find the best way to move forward after a charged romantic flop, and a final caller takes steroids just for fun? Can I claim crickets on my taxes? I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy ...
25 Helmi 202451min
“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”
A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transp...
21 Helmi 202456min
DOJA CAT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined by Doja Cat to talk to people on the phone as geckos.Topics include emotional unavailability, conquering death, attracting dominant women, anal infections, astrology, rhino sex, peeing in ...
18 Helmi 20242h 11min
“I MAY GET DEPORTED”
An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation.Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by ...
14 Helmi 202449min
“I’M LIVING WITH MY EX”
After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid.Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van h...
11 Helmi 20241h 11min
“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR”
A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school.Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled...
7 Helmi 202454min
