“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK”
A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too.Then I play a...
31 Touko 202357min
THE BART SIMPSON CYST
A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries...
28 Touko 20231h 1min
“I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM”
After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in fro...
24 Touko 20231h 1min
“I’VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER FOR 35 YEARS”
A truck driver and his daughter call in while their truck is broken down on one of their last trips together. To pass the time, he tells me stories about his last 35 years on the road.Afterwards a cal...
21 Touko 202358min
“I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT”
Two friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip. Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ descr...
17 Touko 202359min
THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE
This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down...
14 Touko 20231h 4min
MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD
A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there.Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a per...
10 Touko 202358min
THE HILLBILLY VAGABOND
A caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him.Then a caller who admits...
7 Touko 202357min
