"I HATE MY NAME"
A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting wit...
12 Helmi 20231h
"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM"
A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move...
8 Helmi 20231h 1min
TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.Check out Tim’s YouTube...
5 Helmi 20232h 16min
i have a big announcement
I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES:3/16 PHOENIX AZ3/19 LA...
3 Helmi 20235min
CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER
A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less comp...
1 Helmi 20231h 5min
GEXUAL HEALING (feat. Kazumi)
A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York.Then I am joined by adult fi...
29 Tammi 20231h 7min
"I RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE"
Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens.Vlogs are like nature documentari...
25 Tammi 202359min
ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO
I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos.Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics...
22 Tammi 20232h 59min
