Today I Learned (Nothing)

Jason tells his tale of a late-evening trip to Taco Bell, the restaurant that is open, even late (though they clearly don't want to be) (and why are you still here, go away). Steve likes the sauce pac...

22 Helmi 201915min

Steve finds himself to be an expert on sea mammals all of a sudden and attempts to inform Jason as to their sexual proclivities and methods. It's ... weird. Jason broke his family's heart with his de...

15 Helmi 201915min

Steve is on WeChat ... are you? If you're looking for jobs (or jobs) in China, there's a good chance you are! Please follow me for opportunities and possible nip slips. Also, the guys explore the conc...

8 Helmi 201914min

Steve's son is working his butt off on the court for praise and success, while his daughter is just doing what comes naturally with hers. Jason's family is doing well, but his daughter keeps making fr...

1 Helmi 201916min

Jason thinks he's being tortured by Freddy Krueger in his sleep, but his version only cares about papercuts and general malaise. Good thing Steve fought his fears in Mortal Kombat against the evil dem...

25 Tammi 201915min

Let it be known that the Shinney family only crawls on a bathroom floor to do good deeds. That's a thing, right? Also, are the floors of the bathrooms in churches cleaner than others? We file our repo...

18 Tammi 201917min

Your automated reminder friends are failing us all the time, but they do it in humorous, cute ways, so it's fine. Steve is kind to his robots so they'll remember and repay the kindness when the uprisi...

11 Tammi 201915min

We're seeing this garbage fire of a year off with a suitably stanky and flaming pile of our own! Hear some of our favorite discussions of the past year as we prepare to question even more of our daily...

4 Tammi 201924min